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  • Girl- mere mobile no per etop karwa do. Boy- mere paas paisa nhi girl-dont worry. I have a machine in which u can insert ur card. And take moeny. Boy-I have card. Open ur machine.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Hindi Serial Waley Bhi Na, Serial To Kitna Lamba Khich Te Hai Aur Name "Diya Aur Bati" Rakh Dete Hai... Is Se Accha To "Akhand Jyot" Rakhde Te Jo Kabhi Khatam Hi Naa Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • DoCTor To HiS GirLFrieND: - "KHaT LiKH RaHa Hu KHooN Se, CoLour Na SaMajNa" . . . . "KiSi MareeZ Ka SaMPLe LiYa THa, Mera Na SaMajNa"!;
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: I Love U Bhai.. grin.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main uska hon ye raaz tou main jaan gaya hon "Faraz", Par woh kis ki hai ye baat mujhe sone nahin deti...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usey wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usey Kisi aur sey payar karlo dafa karo usey miti pao
    • 10 years ago



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  • Naachij hai o jo koi chij nahi battmij hai o jise tmij nahi kuch kr gujrne ko santa ne bhi thani murgon ka kiya khoon aur khon ki ndiyan bha di
    • 10 years ago



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  • Din Raat TV dekhne ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha ki. . . . . . . . . . . . "BIG BOSS" chahte Hai ki Aap Ghar Se Nikal jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • कुछ लड़कियां इस तरह Facebook पर
    अपना दुखड़ा सुनाती हैं
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    जैसे कि इधर उनके मायके वाले बैठे हों।:smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar :- apni car k 2 phiye khol raha tha sardarni :- phiye q khol rahe ho.....? Saradr :- gussey me aakar..!!!! "UN PADH, GAWAR, JUNGLI JAHIL......." dekh wahan parking me kya likhey wala hai.....! "ONLY FOR T,W,O,V,I,L,L,E,R,S ONLY" :):):):) ahad jtr
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Koi Aksar Mera Dil Jala TaRaha, Or Dil Mera Ye Jakhm Uthata Raha, Gila Bhi Kya Karu Dil Jalane WaleSe, Wo Bhi To Tha Apna Jo MujheSatata Raha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,

    Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil

    Ab Bechara Pappu Ko

    Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Ki,

    Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki?

    Ya Fir Chance ??.....;):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Aap Ki Wife Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.. . . . . . To . . . . . . . . . . . Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho, Kisi Ki Wife Nahi Sunti.. :
    • 10 years ago



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  • उस दोस्त की हर गलती माफ हो जाती है, . . . . . . . . जब वो मुस्कुरा कर पूछता है . . . . . बैठना है आज?.
    • 10 years ago



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  • JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWRE !!! 1-Science Sy Gira Arts Me Atka 2-Fail Hoty Ko Practicals Ka Sahara 3-Degree Ly K Choolhey Me Daal 4-3rd Division Paas Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka 5-Dost Wo Jo Imtehan Me Chapai Kraye 7- Qadar Kho Deta Hy Raoz College Aana Jana 8-Likhna Na Jany Qalam Mera ;- K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Insan Ka Dil Sabse Jyada Kab Jalta Hai? Jab Aap Iphone Original Mobile Lekar Baithe Ho, Aur Koi Aakar Kahe China Ka Hai Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dulhan Bani Hai Raat Bade Ehtimaam SeAansu Saja Rahi Hai Sitaron Ke Naam SeSab Log Apne-Apne Gharon Ko Chale GayeNeend Aa Gayi Hai Aaj Sitaron Ko Sham SeUnse Jaroor Milna Saleeke Ke Log HainSir Bhi Kalam Karengein Bade Ehtiraam SeKitna Badal Gaya Hoon Main Dunia Ke VasteAawaz De Rahi Hai Mujhe Tere Naam Se.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Qudrat Ne Aurat Ko Haseen Banaya.. . Khubsurti Di Chand Sa Chehra Diya.. Hirni Si Aankhe.. Morni Jaisi Chaal.. Resham Se Baal.. Koyal Jaisi Methee Awaz Di.. Phool C Masoomiyat Di.. Gulab Se Hont.. Shahed C Mitas Di Pyar Bhra Dil Diya.. Phir.. ?? . Zuban Di Aur Sab Satya Naas Ho Gaya. . Har Waqt Bak Bak Bak Bak.
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर : सबसे चतुर जानवर कौन है ??
    पप्पू : हिरन...!!
    टीचर : कैसे ??
    पप्पू : इसने सतयुग मेँ राम को फँसाया और
    कलयुग मेँ सलमान को...!! :wink: :grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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