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  • CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

    CiD Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...

    Jis Room Mein Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,


    Daya Ne Uska Bhi Darwaza Tod Diya...!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ager meri taraf se ? ? ? ? Sms na aye To UDAS :( Na hona kyon k Main * * * * * * * * * * * Sms di factory nahi lagayi hoi mainu hor vi bade kam ne :
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye GhumRaha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता

    मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो "चोरों" की नजर

    न पहनो तो "छोरों" की नजर

    भारतीय नारी:smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • इश्क़ में नस काट लेना भी आसान था पर दोस्त इतने कमीने थे कि... . . . . . . . . . सालों ने दारु पिला के उसी की बारात में नचवा दिया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुझे तैरने दे या फिर बहना सिखा दे
    अपनी रजा में अब तू रहना सिखा दे

    मुझे शिकवा ना हो कभी भी किसी से मुझे सुख और दुख के पार जीना सिखा दे
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Gaali kya hai? Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki coke pi rahi thi, achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA. Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu. Machhar:Aisa na bol maa, mein teri COKE se nikla hoon....... :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार लडका अपनी घर वाली को लाने गाया तो उसे कारण वंश अपने ससूर के पास सोना पडा. तो रात को चूडीया बजने की आवाज सुनाइ पडी. उसे लगा की मेरी घर वाली आ रही है तो उसने सर को ऊढा कर चैक देखा तो कोइ नही था.ऐसा उसने तीन चार बार किया तो वो वापस सो गया . दोबारा कुछ देर बाद वही अवाज आइ तो उसके पास सोये ससूर ने कहा सोजा मादरचोद थारी मां रो भोषयो भैस साकल बजावे है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Desh Ki Sabse Imaandaar Or Shaktishaali Police Kha Paayi Jaati Hai? . . . . . . . . Pappu : Crime Petrol Nd Savdhaan India Mai Hahaha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Famous Speaker Said: "Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!" Audience was Shockd & Silent.. He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER. Applause! A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home. After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife! Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can-t remember who She was. By da time he reg
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height Of Fashion:-
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    A 3years Old Baby Telling His Mom:
    "Mom,
    Pamper Zara Neechay Baandhna,
    dashing Look Aata Hai..!!" :D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usne first sem se lekar ab tak ke saare related question pooch daale bhaio....:p . . . . . . . . . . But maa kassam... Bhai ne muh nahi khola...:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • chaand ko tod doonga suraj ko fod doonga agar tu haan kah de to pahali wali ko chhod doonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra. . ... 1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf . 2nd: Ni Tera BF . 1st: Tera . 2nd: Tera . . . Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Bhaagte Hue Ek Ladki Kepass Gaya Aur Bola : "Mai Tumse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu"
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    Ladki Boli : Hamari Dushmani Kab Thi BHAIYYAA..???:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    PA1
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu English Exam Me
    Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah
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    1.Me Ek Aam Admi Hu
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    -I Am A Mango Man
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    2.Mujhe English Ati He
    -English Comes To Me
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    3.Me Haripur Hazara Se Hu
    -I Belong To Green Pur Thousanda
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    4.Sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi He
    -Tablets Are Walking On The
    road...:)°.
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    Hahaha Ab Pta Chla Sala Papu Pas Kyu Ni Hota..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arjun: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon” Rajni Kant: “Main ChidiyaKi Aankh Ki Retina Ke Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth AminoAcid Ke Hydrogen BondKo Fod Sakta Hoon” Arjun: “Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye,Mene To Majak Mein Bola Tha“
    • 10 years ago



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  • papa baite se sabse jada garb kab hota . . . baita jab me apni GF ke sath hota hu or . . ap pichhe se aate ho or bolte ho . . baita mummy dekh legi . . tab garb hota hai papa ji
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir: Bachcho Duniya Me Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain Girl: Masterji Nikaal Ke Dikhaiye. Sir: Baith Ja Pagli, Teri Baat Ke Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hain.:) ;)
    • 10 years ago



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