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  • Bodyguard Or Cocktail Movie Se Ladki Ko Kya Seekh Milti H
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    Apni Kitni B Achi Frnd Ho
    use Apne Boyfrnd Se Milne Mat Bhejna..
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर ऐसे ही चलता रहा तो आने वाली पीढ़ी यही समझेगी कि ईद इसलिए मनाई जाती है क्योंकि इस दिन सलमान की फ़िल्म रिलीज़ होती है.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ki Lo Ya Aurat ki Lo Jawan ki Lo Ya Buddhi ki Jiski bhi Mile Le Lo Qki Pata Nhi Kab KisKi "DUA" Kaam aa jaye. or Zindgi badal jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha.. Boyfriend : Phir ? Girl : Phir Kya, Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • I have 3 parts of my heart 1st 4 my god 2nd 4 my Family 3rd 4 myFriends But no part 4 u Becoz, U R My Heart.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- Kal Se Hum Kahi Or Milnge......

    Girl- Q?

    Bf-Bade Zalim H Teri Gali K Bache.......

    Gf- Q Kya Hua?

    Bf-Kutte Piche Laga Kr Kehte H.....JAB PYAR KIYA TO DArna Kiya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar College Trip Mein Se Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Jungle Mein Gum Jaate Hai Do Din Tak Vo Jungle Mein Bookhe Pyaase Bhatkate Rahte Hai Achanak Ladki Boli: “Plz Fu.Ck Me” Ladka Hairani Se: “Why?” Girl Replied: “Abay Kuch To Andar Jayega“:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki Ke Sar Me Dard
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    Usne Apne Boyfriend
    ko Bataya.
    Boyfriend Ne Uske
    Mathe Pe Kiss
    kiya Or Kaha- Abhi
    Thik Ho
    Jayega.
    Ye Dekh Kar 1 Budhe
    ne Puchha-
    “Beta, Bawasir Ka Bhi
    ilaaj Krte Ho Kya ??:relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Mein To Pata Chala... , , , K Har Wo Shakhs Udas Hy Jis Ne M0nday Se Phr Job Pe Jana Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho..Kuch Sunaao Yaar
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    Qaidi- "Gum-e-Ulfat Me
    jo Zindgi Kati Hamari.
    Jis Din Zamaanat Hui
    zindgi Khatam Tumhari." PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mero Aansu Timi Lai Hanso Bhayechha
    Mero Betha Timi Lai Katha Bhayechha
    Biwasta Ma Khusi Thiyen, Timi Bina Chhati Mero
    Kati Pohen Geet Samu Samarpan Ko Mutu Mero
    Khusi Haru Phoole Chaha Re, Kalpana Ma Dherai Hanse
    Mero Mutu Ghayal Bani Aau, Aaja Prem Sanga Hare:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • घोंचू- भैया, सभ्यता और शिष्टाचार का तो लगता है जमाना ही लद गया...। पोंचू- क्यों क्या हुआ...? घोंचू- कल मन्नू आया था। मैंने कहा- चाय मंगाऊं, तो झट हामी भर दी। तुम्हीं कहो, मेरा फर्ज पूछना था तो उसका भी मना करना फर्ज था या नहीं?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Money Can Buy A House Not Home A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty It Only Causes Pain And Suffering Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to girl:ur face is just like a coin girl:wah wow u mean i am so valuable? Boy:no i want to say theapey dey moun aali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na Ishq,
    Na Pyaar Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
    Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan Mat Do Yaaro,
    Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
    Na Chandramukhi,
    Na Paaro
    Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Hi Line Maro..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-Jab Me Badi Ho Jaungi Mujse Shadi Kroge
    SHOPKEEPER SMILNG-Ha Kar Lunga
    GIRL-To Apni Hone Wali Wife Ko 1choclate B Nahi Doge???4:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ? RJ: ji Haan Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? R.J: Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..? R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...! Main uper chhat par.. Bathroom mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi- Tum Muje Payar Nahi Karte
    pati- Esa Nahi H Me Karta Hu
    biwi-to Fir Muje Abhi Tak Baby Kyon Nahi Diya
    pati- Ok Khuch Time Lagega Biwi- Nahi Tum Har Bar Yahi Kehte Ho Muje To Abhi Ka Abhi Chahiye :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Subha sawere utha kro, Iske boht faide hain. Dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain unko keere makore khane ko mil jate hain. Student: Wah G wah Or jo keere makore subha sawere uth’te hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha na:- Teacher shoked:-Ostudent Rocked
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam main fail honay pay dad ne sirf itna kaha.. . . . . ... . . . . . big boss chate hain ki aap apna cell phone aur laptop hame de...:
    • 10 years ago



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