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  • बाप - ये लो बेटा 1500 रुपये! बेटा - 1500 रुपए किस लिए?... बाप - तुने जब से वोटसएप शुरू किया है तब से रात को चौकीदार नही रखना पडता है, ये तेरी महेनत की कमाई है पगले
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. . . . Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne ... ... laga.. Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h, Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... . . . (itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga) . . . Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • पाकिस्तान बार-बार वैसे ही कह रहा है कि उसके पास परमाणु बम है,.. : : जैसे वह हर वर्ल्ड कप से पहले कहा करता था कि हमारे पास अफरीदी है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bank customer service best reply: Customer – Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga? Clerk – 3 din me. Customer – Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka hai, Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay kyu ? Clerk – Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na. Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho, aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai, Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ? Customer behosh.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. Har Ladki Ke Liye Ek Account:- Aajkal ek ladki patane se kaam nahi chalta, kabhi bhi breakup hone ki sambhavna hamesha bani rehti hai. Isiliye kam se kam 10-11facebook account bana daalo, aurhar ek ac se kam se jitna ho sake utni ladkiyon ko request bhejo, kahin na kahin to safalta milegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Teri
    girlfrind Gai Bazar,
    usko Mila Dusra Yaar,
    uske Saath Wo Ho Gai Faraar.
    Ab Tu Baith K Machhar Maar,
    kyu Ki Ma Hi Hu Wo Kaminaa Yaar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki AawaajMujhe Kahiye Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke WohSaaz Mujhe Kahiye Main Kon Hoon Aur Kyaa HoonKiske Liye Zindaa Hoon Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajha WohRaaz Mujhe Kahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू नेपाली से - तुम अमेरिकन हो ? . . नेपाली - नहीं, मैं नेपाल का हूँ । . . पप्पू - नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो ! . . नेपाली - नहीं भाई, मैं नेपाल का हूँ । . . पप्पू - नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो ! . . नेपाली (गुस्से में) - हां, मैं अमेरिकन हूँ ।। . . पप्पू - लेकिन... लगते तो नेपाली जैसे हो ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 19 minutes ago "Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya. . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • I Could Forget A Face, Forget A Place, Forget A Name, Forget A Game, I Could Forget Myself, But Forgetting You…….. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FORGET IT !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Namaskar! Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai, Kripya Aap 3-4 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE! FROM:DSNL (Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.) ~Keep Fast~
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo keh gaye mera intzar na krna main kahu to b mera aitbar n krna ye b kahaki mujhe pyar nai tumse, or ye b kehgaye k kisi or se pyar mt krna..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who Is Dhoni?
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    A Man Who Stands In The Game
    When 29 Runs Are Required
    From 1 Ball And Still The
    Opposition Adjusts The Field.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ?
    पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है ।
    पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है?

    पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होने पर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे।
    @@@ पापा बेहोश.....!!!!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge Said To Pathan:Tm Pr Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nhi Hua Lihaza TmKo Ba-Izzat Bri Kia Jta Hi Pathan:To IsKa Matlab K Mai Cycle Rkh lu
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरी खामोसी को कमजोरी ना समझ ऐ काफिर ,, गुमनाम समन्दर ही खौफ लाता है ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ko Propose Kyu Kiya
    uska To B.f. Hai
    Zakkas Reply:
    Khali Kursi Pe To Koi Bhi Beth
    sakta Hai, Dum Hai To Kisi Ko Utha Ke
    Betho..=):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : Jan-e-man! Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi? Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
    Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
    Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend Ka:
    Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
    So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Only Thing We Learn In Class During Serious Lectures Is...
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    Typing Msgs Without Looking At The Phone!!! :P :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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