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Ek Ladki Gareebi Ki Halat Se Tang Aa Kar Ek Jyotish Ke Pass Jaati Hai Ladki: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Naseeb Mein Daulat Ki Lakeer Hai?” Baba: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Tumhare Pass Dault Ki Do Lakeeries Hai Ek Aage Ek Peeche Jiss Se Chahe Marji Daulat Kamao“

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail……. ..why? . . . . coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !!!

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एक छोटा भारत रत्न उन साहसी लड़कियो को भी मिलना चाहिए जो मम्मी के पास में सोते हुए भी चुपके चुपके रात भर बॉयफ्रेंड से बतिया लेती है।

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Teacher- Make A Sentence Which Ends With "hand".

Papu Writes
" My Penis On You Hand"

.teacher Gives Him A Slap.

Papu-
sorry Madam I Forgot To Put A Space Between "pen" And "is".:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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ewwww wala Joke :P . . Girl after kissing her boylfriend.... . . . . . . Girl - Thank u baby..aaj tak maine aise kiss nahi kia . . nd janu pata hai tumhara chewin- gum mere muh me aa gaya :P:P awwww . . . boy - This is not chewing gum my love, I’m suffering from cough ! :P:D

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Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Hai, Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunaai Nahi Deta.. Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum Par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai!

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Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

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पप्पू क्लास में बैठा था, सर- बताओ भगवान ने लड़कियों को क्यों बनाया? पप्पू- ताकि वो लड़कियों की जिंदगी बर्बाद कर सकें, सर आँखों में आँसू लेकर बोले- वाह बेटा , तूने इमोशनल कर दिया, शाम को मिल , साथ बैठ के दारू पियेंगे

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Jabse tumko dekha hai, Ek leher si ooth rahi hai mann mein mere, Kyu dil yeh mera bekaraar hai, Kya yeh sirf mere dil ki pukaar hai, Ya isi ka naam pyaar hai…?

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Tere bina hm jina bhul jate hai,,, Jhakmon koh seena bhul jate hai ,,,, Toh zindagi me sabse aziz hai name,,, Tujhe hr bar kehna bhul jate hai

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Ek faqeer bachi se. . . .ALLAH k naam par de beta ;-( Bachi:- main beta nahi beti hun tongue.png Faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de de beti Bachi:- mera naam Summaya hai. Faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de de Summaya .Bachi:- mera poora naam: Summaya sumzz hai. Faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de de Summaya sumzz.. Bachi: Ye hui na baat,. Ab maaf karo baba

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Judai Ka Dukh Seh Nahi Sakte, Bhari Mehfil Me Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Poochho Humare Ashko Se, Woh Bhi Kahenge Hum Tumhare Bina Reh Nahi Sakte.

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Teacher-Papu ek story sunao withmoral :-) . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. :-/ . . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha :-/ . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.;-):-P:-D.

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Log Gulab Dekh Ke Kehte Hai..
Ki Kitna Badnasib Hai Ye Jo,
Kanto Me Khila Hai,
Par Koi Un Kanto Ki,
Nahi Sochta,
Jinhe Bade Nasib Se 1 Phool Mila
Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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1Man Ask Shopkeeper : Is Underwear Ke Kya Garranty Hai... . .. ... Shopkeeper : 12ve Manzil Se Jump Mar Kar Dekh ,Gand Phat Jayegi Magr Ye Nhi Phatege.....!

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Teacher-chand pe pahla kadam kisne rakha? Santa-neil aamstrong.... Teacher-aur dusra.... Santa-abe pagle dusra bhi usi ne rakha hoga...

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कुछ रिश्तेदार ऐसे होते है... खुद जिन्होने स्कूल भी ना देखा हो.. पर पढ़ाई की सलाह ऐसे देंगे… मानो खुद पीएचडी होल्डर हो!!"

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Beta-papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai.
papa-sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo.
beta-accha! Papa Apna Makeup Box To Band Kar Lo Lipstick Dikh Raha Hai.

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Man:" is there any medicine for long life ?? . . Doctor:" get married . . Man:" will it help ?? . . Doc:" no, but it will avoid such thoughts..

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Whatsappsms Q: During Marriage ceremony y is da bridegroom made to sit on da horse? A: He is given his last chance 2 run awayQ: During Marriage ceremony y is da bridegroom made to sit on da horse? A: He is given his last chance 2 run away

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