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  • Bachi ko khush krne ka f0rMuLa . . . . . . . . . . . Oy Besharm ktni tezi se neche ay ho meny bachi ka kaha hai Lrki ka nhi, Cheez Dila do Khush ho jaegi.. Hahahaha
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  • Boys Are Like:
    When Single - Honey Singh
    When In Love - Arijit Singh
    After Breakup - Jagjeet Singh
    After Marriage - Manmohan Singh
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Agar Aap Kisi Ko Bohat jyada Chaho...." "Aur Woh Aap Ko' Chood' Jaye ...".. "Aur Aap Ki Ankhon Se Aansoo Nikal Aayen...." "To Aansoo ko is Yaqeen Se Saaf Kar Lena Ke...." "Zindagi Ke Kisi Pal wo Apko Yaad Kar Ke..." "Wo Aap Se Jyada Roye Ga...."
    • 10 years ago



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  • आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी.. आलिया : 2 BHK का क्या भाव है ? दुकानदार: ये रेडीमेड कपड़ों की दुकान है.. आलिया : लेकिन बाहर तो लिखा है “Flat 70% Off”.. दुकानदार कोमा में है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • ________ You’ve !’–.____.–’! got !_______i MAIL. Open it, please… §¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§ § —GOOD— § § N I G H T § §¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marriage: It`s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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  • Pahle Bahon Me Utaao, . . Feer Kiss Kro, . . Ab Bed Par Le Jaao, . . Feer Usko Sidha Letao, . . Ab Kapde Utaro, . . Taange Uper Kro, . . Dekha Kitna Muskil Hai, . . . . . . Chote Bache Ko Pemper Pahnana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti Me To Log Apni Jaan Bhi de Dete Hai… . . . . . . . . Lekin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete.. hahahaha...........
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao? China : Mazak Mat Karo. . Japan : Namumkin . Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai. . UK : Net Par Nhi Hai. . Indian : Easy… F(IV)E. India has all "JUGAAD". ;-) Click Like if ur proud to b an Indian :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khawab Or BARISH doNo Ek JaisE hAiN, Jo HAmeshA "YAADGAAR" HotE hAiN, "FARQ" SirF itnA hy "BARISH" JiSM Bhigoti hy Or "Khawab" ShALwAr Bhigo detA hy
    • 10 years ago



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  • सब पूछ रहे है पुरुष दिवस कब है ??

    अरे भाई आ रहा है अपना भी त्यौहार…..

    “1 मई को मजदूर दिवस” !!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor:"Kya Takleef Hai.. ??
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    Pappu:"Seenay Me Bohot Dard Ho Raha Hai..
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    Doctor:"Cigrett­e Peety Ho..??
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    Han Par
    "Gold Flake"hi Mangwana... :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jhony Jhony,
    YES PAPA.
    Z P Servise,
    NO PAPA.
    Lot Of Tension,
    YES PAPA.
    Family Life,
    NO PAPA.
    BP-sugar,
    YES PAPA.
    ZAPA ZAPI,
    HA... HA...Ha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi Raat Apney Ghar Gya, Darvaze Par Dastk De, Wife: Kon Aadmi: Pappu Daa Abba, Wife: Haye Main Mar Gyi, Te Fir Andar Kon Hai......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Kaun Sa Cheej Hai Jo Ham Jeebh Se Chat Te Haìn To White Malai Girta Hai.,.? .kiya . . .kamino Icecream:shaved_ice: .?
    • 10 years ago



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  • If A Girl Gets 90% Mark Her Response-
    "Kamina 2 Marks Aur Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
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    If A Boy Gets 35% Marks He Says
    "Check Karne Wala Khuda Tha Yaar". =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams ?? . . . . . . I replied… Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin, . . . tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Today,Lalu-Aaj kuch naya kre Rabri-ka? Lalu-Aaj hum tohre kaan ma kiss krunga! Rabri-Na baba na,behri ho gai to? Lalu-Dhatt pagli kabhi gungi hui ka.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer Care: गुड मॉर्निंग सर, एयरटेल में आपका स्वागत है, बोलिये मै आपकी क्या सेवा कर सकती हूँ? पप्पू: मेरे पड़ोस की पिंकी का नंबर दे दो.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Viber use karti ho..?? Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !! Dear ‪‎Viber‬ nhi ‪‎Viper‬ hota hai.. Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani Jyada ho to warna pocha hi lagati hun... BOY: hahahaha Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.
    • 10 years ago



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