Jokes SMS

Ye Kash Faasle Na Hote, Kash Hum Tum Se Door Na Hote, Kash Hum Aur Tum Saath Hote, To Sms Ke Paise Bacch Jate, Or Hum Dono In Paisoo Se Kurkura Khate..!

10 years ago

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Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

10 years ago

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Barso guzar gaye rookar nahi dekha.. Ankho me neend thi sookar nahi dekha.. Wo kya jaanenge dard e mohabbat kya hai.. Jisne kabi kisi ka hokar nahi dekha..

10 years ago

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पहले मम्मी बोलती थी उठ जा बेटा सुबह हो गईं ! , , , आजकल मम्मी बोलती हैं सो जा बेटा सुबह होने वाली हैं मम्मी वही सोच नयी

10 years ago

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मैं अपना 3G शौचालय में बैठ के ज्यादा यूज़ करता हूँ तो क्या वहां ये 4G वाली लड़की आ सकती हे डेमो के लिए..?

10 years ago

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Ladka propose mare toh ladkik 5 jawab ho sakte hai 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main apko sirf dost smajhtihu . 4. I m engaged 5. I love someone else... Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab 1. Haa . 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2

10 years ago

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Namaskaar -
Subah Aaj Tak Me Apka Swagat Hai.
Mukhya Samachar -
Gud Morning & Hav A Nice Day.
Tapman - Aaj Bhi Sms Ki Barish Jari Rahegi.
Call Ke Badal Chaye Rahenge.
Kahin Kahin Missed Call Bhi Hone Ki Sambhavna Hai.
Din Me Ek Do Bar Vibration Ke Jathke Lagenge.
Kripya Mobile Wale Apna Khayal Rkhe...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teacher:" Bus K Driver Aur Conductor Me Kya Fark Hai ?? . . . . . . Student:" Conductor Soya To Kisika Ticket Nahi Katega. Driver Soya To Sabka Ticket Kat Jayega.

10 years ago

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Jb Bacha Paida Hta Hy To Sb Baday Fikar Sy Khty Hn Ye Mjh Pay Gaya Hy Ya Is Ki Eyes Mjh Pay Hn Etc Etc
jb Bacha Bada Hta Hy Or Larki Chedta Hy To Sb Khty Hn
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.ye Kamina Pata Nahi Ks Pay Gaya Hy:p

ankur Narula

10 years ago

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Boy N Girl On Fb
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Lets supose girlzz are genious.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hahahahahaahaha mujh se to supose b nai horha yr tm log he try karlo . Lover Boy

10 years ago

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Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS ... . . . . & . Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS .. . . . Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI....:p :O :D :D NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI

10 years ago

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"बैक बेंचर्स" वो होते हैं, जो सिंगल मीनिंग में, पढ़ा रहे टीचर की बात को भी, डबल मीनिंग बना देते हैं..

10 years ago

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Teacher- Sharab Or Pyar Me Kya Rishta Hai...? Student- Sharab Jyada Ho Jaye To Ladka Ulti Karta Hai Or Pyar Jyada Ho Jaye To Ladki Ulti Karti He.

10 years ago

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Girlz are girlz: Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, Gujrati ne bolo! :P

10 years ago

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एक बुजुर्ग व्यक्ति- बेटा, कैसे हो? बच्चा- ठीक हूं। बुजुर्ग- पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है? बच्चा- बिलकुल आपकी जिंदगी की तरह। बुजुर्ग- मतलब? बच्चा- भगवान भरोसे।

10 years ago

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Biwi Ek Dum Kush Hoke:::: Kya Baat Hai Ji , Aaj To Aap Photo Pe Photo Kheehche Ja Reha Ho
husband Bola,,, Kuch Nhi Pagli Aaj Mere Sarr Pe Wilp Life Photograpy Ka Bhoot Sawar Hai °°°°°°°°°°:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl: I Love YOU Dear.. Boy: Differnt Style Me Propose Karo Na.. . Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi..?

10 years ago

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Girl:" Who Are You.. ??
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Atif:" Mein Ek Dard Hu Ya Ek
Ehsaas Hu..
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Girl:" Tum Mera Picha Kyu
karte Ho.. ??
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Atif:" Bekhuda Tumhi Ho, Har
Jagah Tumhi Ho..
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Girl:" Akhir Tum Chahte Kya
ho.. ??
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Atif:" Kaise Bataye Kyun Tujhko
Chahe Yara Baata Na Paye"..
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Girl:" Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar
Sakte Ho..??"
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Atif:" Jhumu Diwana Ban Ke
tere Liye'
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Girl Thappad Maar Ke Chali
gayi..!!
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Atif:" Ab To Aadat Si Hai Mujhko
aise Jeene Me :p :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Hamare SMS Padh k Log Samajhte hai, K Inko to ADAT Hai Paise Udane ki, Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane k Yeh Bhi Ek ADA Hai, "KANJUSO"Ko SHARAM" Dilane Ki. AWESOME

10 years ago

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