Jokes SMS

Wife Will Be Wife
Wife : सुनो जी, आपके Birthday
के लिए इतने Mast कपड़े:shirt:
लिए हैं ....
कि बस पुछो ही मत ..!
Husband : Love U Janu ,
लाओ दिखाओ ...
Wife : हां , अभी पहन के आती हूं ...
Husband :

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Dimg kehta hai yearr chahiyea:-@ . . . . Dil kehta hai pyearr chahiyea:-* . . . . Main kehta hu dono chahiyea:-) . . . . OR Maa kehti hai beta thu shadi karley, . . . . Dahej me samdhi ji sey car chahiyea.;->

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Gunehgaar kaun ??? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the... Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi, "bhago,mera PATI aa gaya". PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya....

10 years ago

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Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiya Ja RahaHu, Khali Hai Botal Fir Bhi Piya Ja RahaHu, Majburi To Dekho Is Dil Ki Reply Nahi Mil Raha Fir Bhi MsgKiya Ja Raha Hu..!

10 years ago

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143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

10 years ago

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Apne mob. Ko pani se acchi tarh dokar, doop me sukakar or barik katkar, namak masla or tel lagakar dibbe me bharkar rakh lo msg to aap se hota nahi , achar hi daal lo

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jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega? Mummy/papa...? mummy?papa....? Nahi Wife....? Nahi Girlfriend bilkul bhi nahi Sirf aur Sirf . . . . . . Apni "CHAPPAL"

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Dimg Kehta Hai Yearr Chahiyea:-@
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Dil Kehta Hai Pyearr Chahiyea:-*
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Main Kehta Hu Dono Chahiyea:-)
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Maa Kehti Hai Beta Thu Shadi Karley,
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Dahej Me Samdhi Ji Sey Car Chahiyea.;->:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Beta: mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraz hote hai? Maa:Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakar main hoga or ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga. Ladkiya to bus ladkon ko phansaane main he lagi rehti hai. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru hogaien.Beta in se bach k rehna. Ye bohat makkar or KAMEENI hoti hain. Inka to khandan bhi... Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai, woh to Daddy bata rahey thay k Aap Dono ki Love Marriage thi

10 years ago

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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

10 years ago

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हमने चूम लिया जमीन को, जहां पर उसने पाँव रखे, और वो बेवफा, हमारे घर आके बोली - चाची... तुम्हारा बेटा मिट्टी खाता है..

10 years ago

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mausam shabab ka, nasha shrab ka, parda janab ka, or rung gulab ka, in sabse haseen in sabse lajwab dekho sms padne wala, . . . . Mendak talab ka.

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Beta-papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai.
papa-sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo.
beta-accha! Papa Apna Makeup Box To Band Kar Lo Lipstick Dikh Raha Hai.

10 years ago

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"Happy Monkey Day" Aapki Nazar Me Jo Sbse Acha Bander/bndari He To Use Ye Msg Bhejo Mene To Bhej Diya H Ab Muje Ye Msg Bhejkr Languro Wali Hrkat Mat Krna...

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A ldki perfume laga ke bus mei chadi.. Ladke ne comment pas kiya-aajkal phynial ka use kuch zyada hi hota hai. Ladki boli-phir bhi cockroch piccha nahi chodte...

10 years ago

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Funy poetery Faraz ka akhri shair jo us ney hospital main aik nurse ko kaha Roz rahti ho is kafen jaisey libaas main Aj kala jora paa sadi farmaish tey

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साली: आपने सोचा है कि लोफर और ऑफर में क्या अंतर है? जीजा: देखो साली साहिबा, अगर आप मुझे प्यार करने को बोलो तो वह ऑफर कहलाएगा और मैं कहू तो आप मुझे “लोफर” कहोगी.

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Boy-girl ko red rose de ke bola ye rishta kya kehelata hai? Girl- pavitra rishta. Boy-is pyar ko kya naam du? Girl-ek hazaro me meri behna hai.

10 years ago

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Phool Khilte Rahein Zindgi Ki Raah Mein, Hassi Chamakti Rahe Aapki Nigaah Mein, Kadam Kadam Par Mile Khushi Ki Bahar Aapko, Dil Deta Hai Yehi Dua Baar-baar Aapko.

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New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age

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