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  • Beti Ka Anokha Bayaan ..!
    Dear Papa....
    Beti Bankar Ayi Hu Ma Baap Ke Jivan Me,
    Basera Hoga Kal Mera Kisi Aur Ke Aangan Me,
    Kyu Ye Reet "Rab" Ne Banai Hogi,
    Kehte Hai Aaj Nahi To Kal Tu Parai Hogi,
    Dekhe Janam Paal Poskar Jisne Hame Bada Kiya,
    Aur Waqt Aya To Unhi Hatho Ne Hame Vida Kia,
    Tut Ke Bikhar Jati He Humari Zindagi Wahi,
    Par Phir Bhi Us Bandhan Me:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    Pyar Mile Zaruri To Nahi,
    Kyu Rishta Humara Itna Ajib Hota Hai,
    Kya BasYahi Betiyo Ka Nasib HotaHe?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • આ દુનિયામાં વિશ્વાસ જેવું કંઇ છે જ નહી....કોઈ કોઈનું થયું નથી ને થવાનું પણ નથી.......





    કવિ છેલ્લા 25 વર્ષથી સરપંચ ની એકપણ ચુટણી જીત્યા નથી)
    :joy::joy::joy::smile::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Sarpanch Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: “What Is Your Name?” Air-Hostess: “Eva Benz!” Man: “Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?” Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: “Yes, Same Price!!“ :P :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ladka propose mare toh ladkik 5 jawab ho sakte hai 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main apko sirf dost smajhtihu . 4. I m engaged 5. I love someone else... Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab 1. Haa . 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Murawat Se Mila H To Jhuka Doon Gardan
    Mere Dushman Ka Koi Waar Khali Na Jahy

    By Nawa Shaher Ka Saya H Mere Dil Pe Faraz
    Kis Tarha Se Meri Ashufta Khayali Jahy..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Boy : Aaj Raat Me Ghar Aana Koi Nai Hoga . Girl (Romantic Hokr) : Raat Bhar Akele Honge Hm Dono . Boy : Haan Poori Raat . Girl : To Poori Raat Hum-Tum Akele Ghar Me Karege Kya ??? . . . Most romantic reply by the boy : dono mil k ludo khelenge..or kya.. Moral - Har Ladka kmina nhi hota
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • DoCTor To HiS GirLFrieND: - "KHaT LiKH RaHa Hu KHooN Se, CoLour Na SaMajNa" . . . . "KiSi MareeZ Ka SaMPLe LiYa THa, Mera Na SaMajNa"!;
    • 10 years ago



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  • Facebook Pe Girl Ki
    photo Pe Boy Bola

    Boy: Wow..

    You Look So Perfect
    with Incredible Body
    and Flower Like Skin.
    What Do You Use?

    Girl: Adobe Photoshop! :-:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो इंसान अपने जीवन में कुछ नहीं कर पाया जिसने ऑटो वाले को"बस भैया यहीं अगली गली में ही घर है" झूठ बोल कर 1 किलोमीटर ज्यादा नहीं दौड़ाया..:smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Up Coming Movies
    1. Jab We Chat.
    2. Namastey Facebook.
    3. Hum Aapke Hai Mutual Friend.
    4. Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam.
    5. Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single.
    6. Maine Poke Kyun Kiya.
    7. Mere Brother Ki Profile..
    Dekna Math Bhulna..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Ki Ladki

    Girl - Mera Mobile Zada Time Meri Mom K
    paas
    hota Hai .
    .
    .

    Boy-agr Hum Pakde Gaye To ,.?
    .

    Girl -nahi Pakde Ja Sakte
    .

    Boy-kyun??
    .

    Girl-- Kyunki Maine Tumhara Number Battery
    low
    ke Naam Se Save Kiya Hua Hai .

    .
    jab Tumhari Call Ati Hai Mumy Mobile Charging Par Lga Kar Chali Jati Hai.

    Ladkiya Itni Intelegnt Kab Se Ho Gayi..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    . 
    • 10 years ago



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  • सँसार में लड़की एक ऐसी पहेली है
    जिसके आगे दो बम्पर, पीछे दो बम्पर,
    आँटोमेटिक महिने मे आँयल चेन्ज होता है!

    और मजे की बात यह है कि माईलेज कि दो बूंद,
    नौ महिने का ऐवरेज देती है..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • पप्पू (मोबाइल पर):iphone:: भाई, कॉलेज में लड़ाई हो गयी है। जल्दी से गाड़ी :truck:में लड़के :man::man::boy::boy:भर के पहुँच।
    बंटी: भाई, अपनी गाड़ी:truck: ODD नम्बर की है और आज EVEN नम्बर का दिन है। चुपचाप मार खा ले
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Meri kalam se lafz kho gaye shayad, Aaj wo bhi bewafa ho gaye shayad, Jab neend khuli to palkon me paani tha, Mere khwab mujh pe hi ro gaye shayad.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha, khidki se kud gaya, Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • सनता इंटरव्यू देने गया... बॉस ने पूछा तुम कितने भाई बहन हो... सरदार: 5 बॉस: उन में तुम्हारा नंबर कौनसा है... ? सनता : एयरटेल का....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 8 Yrs Boy Ladka -
    "1 Bidi Ka Bundle Dena."
    Dukandar - "Kya Re Iss Umar Me Hi
    Bidi Pine Laga."
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    Boy - "Nahi Be Dhakkan , Ye Mere
    Chote Bhai Ke Liye Hai Mujhe 1
    Packet "GOLD FLAKE" Dedo.":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata. Admi ne kaha:Tum to rat main kat tay hona? Macher bola:Ghar k halat kharab hain.. Over time ker raha hon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Whatsapp Pe Kisi Ladki Hi Hello..Karne Se Accha.. . . . . . . . Kisi Kutte Ko Patthar Maaro... .. Atleast Dhang Se Reply To Karta Hai.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Samundar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hein.. . . . Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Aate Hain.. . . . Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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