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Her Dawwa Dard Ko Barha Hi Day
Ab To Ay Dil Usy Bhula Hi Day

Lutny Waly Se Yun Garaiz Na Kar
Kia Khabar Wo Tujhe Dua Hi Day

Ab To Jaise Faraz Bad-e-Murad
Zindagi Ka Dia Bhuja Hi Day:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. . Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? . Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, . RASHAN CARD Chalega?

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Jeeto Ek Dibbe Mein Apne Bachche Ki Potty Lekar Test Karwaane Jaati Hai. Doctor: Behan Ji, Yo Potty Nahin Halwa Hai. Jeeto, Hairaani Se Aur Lagbhag Rote Hue: Doctor Ji, Muje Ek Phone Call Karni Hai, Badi Urgent and Important Hai... Please Doctor Saab... Doctor: Kar Lijiye Behanji, Koi Baat Nahi, Lekin Hua Kya??? Jeeto: Unko Batana Hai Ki Vo Galat Dibba Office Le Gaye Hain.

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आजकल के विधार्थी

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T.V-2 घंटा
Facebook -3 घंटा
Mobile - 12 घंटा
मित्र -1 घंटा
अभ्यास-घंटा

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Global Warming : Our Next Generations Will Not Be Able To Seepolar Bears:bear: And Tigers:tiger2:!!
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To Hum Kya Karein?
Humne Bhi To Dinosaur Nahi Dekhe, Kabhi Shikayat Ki Kya? 8-|:| =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa Helmet Pehen Ke Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha: Nikaal Rs50. Santa: Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai. Police: Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai.?

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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai.. Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai Man:wo kaise? Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

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Classic xample of studnts ofdifferent standards: . . 1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I studied everything for exam.. . . 3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question was very hard, soIleft only dat qstn! . . 5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only important qstns! . . 7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r enough 2 pass! . . 9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai yaar.. ?? . . And in college: . . Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai, mere paas toh pen bhi nahi hai.. :P

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Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De, Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De, Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho, Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.

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Aaina Dekh Apna Sa Munh Le Ke Reh Gaye; Sahab Ko Dil Na Dene Pe Kitna Guroor Tha!

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Jhutha tha wo Dost..! . Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi mango to dedenge. . . . .. . Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai: : . . . . . . . . Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai...

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Salesmn : Sir, Cockroach K Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa : Nahi,hum Cockroach Ka Itna Laad-pyar Nahi Karte! Aaj Powder Lagaa Denge To Kal Sala Deo B Mangega..

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If you Luk 4 Gud U’ll find Gud If U luk 4 Bad U’ll find Bad In Life U always find What U look for Only thing tht matter is What U choose to “C” By - nitesh

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Wo Ishq To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti...wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khoon Nahi Karti,...is Kadar Kanjous Hai Meri Chahne Wali,.miss Caal To Karti Hai Par Phone Nahi Karti.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, life is for wife, wife is for knife, who cuts your life, so never choose wife in the college life.

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Tujhe dekhne se dil mein utar jati hai mujhe har chehra pe tu hi nazar aati hai ab kya tere chehre ka tarif karoo mujhe to tu bandar nazar aati hai

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Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya, wah wah! Phir.. phir.. phir kya..? Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya....

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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

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Every Girl :dancer:On FB Has Atleast
3 - 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying :

"Hi, How Are You?"

"Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?"

"Hi, You Look Very Beautiful"

"Can We Be Friends?"

"Plz Accept My Frnd Request"

"Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked" ;):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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भिखारन : बाबूजी, 1 रुपए दे दो, तीन दिन से भूखी हूं। बाबूजी : तीन दिन से भूखी हो तो 1 रुपए से क्या होगा? भिखारन : बाबूजी, बस वजन देखना है कि कितना कम हुआ !!!

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