Jokes SMS

Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha...:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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4 लडको को एक बाइक पर सवारी करते ट्रैफिक पुलिस ने रोका पुलिस:- ट्रिपल सवारी जुर्म है और तुम चार बैठे हो????,ये सुनते ही चारो पीछे देखने लगे और एक साथ बोले:-....."सालो, पाॅचवां कहाॅ गिर गया??? जिसने पार्टी देनी थी।

10 years ago

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A Nursery Boy Proposes A Girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek Thapad Marungi Khichke. Boy Replies Mukka To Jese Tu Khaygi Nahi Phir? Badhi Aayi Thapad Marungi.

10 years ago

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Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss kar rhe the........... Driver unhe dekh raha tha . . . Aage jaake accident hua . . Toh... . Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur bola:- . . . saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha :D

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प्रिय बनने वाली गर्लफ्रेंड, तुम ना करियर पे ध्यान दो बकलोली मत किया करो क्यूंकि तुम्हारा होने वाला बॉयफ्रेंड आलरेडी बहुत बड़ा वाला बकलोल है

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki, Ek Din Art Gallery:frame_photo: Dekhne Jati Hai
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Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh Kar Gallery Ke Malik Se
Kahti Hai:
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Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art
Kehte Ho !?”
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Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar
Jaa, Ye Aaina ( Mirror ) Hai” :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Train me… 1Aadmi: Bhai is borey par baith jaun? 2nd: Nhi tarbuz foot jayenge., 1st: Acha to isme tarbuz hai? 2nd: Nahi isme keel hai.. tarbuz to apke footenge =))

10 years ago

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GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai nasaale?" :-P

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Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!! . . . . . Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.

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पति: कल टाइम पर ऑफिस जाना है। सुबह जल्दी उठा देना।
पत्नी: उठा दूंगी अगर मैं जल्दी उठ सकी।
पति: मैं भगवन से दुआ करता हूँ कि वो तुझे जल्दी उठाये।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Arz kiya ha kaidi ko gulam kahte hai pulice poolice ko salam kahte hain aur jo patni ki bat mane use joru ka gulam kahte hain

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Teacher: homework kar liya.? "Ha sab kar liya". Teacher: Sab? Sab mein kya kya aata hai..? "Sab mei toh waise bahot kuch aata hai lekin main Tarak Mehta jyada dekhta hu"

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Girl: I Love You. Boy: Hahaha. Girl: I Miss You I Miss You Boy: Hahahahaha Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi De Sakti Hu,. Boy: Hahahahahahaha. Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti. Boy: Hahahahahahahah haha. Girl: Mere mummy dady 1 week ke liye bahar jane wale hai. Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar main. Boy: Kab? Girl: Hahahahah hahah hahaha haha haha Boy: Kab jaanu ?? Girl: hahahahha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai. Love letter kaise likhun ? Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI...

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Ek Faqeer tha… Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha.. . . Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye Aur use kuchh na mila. Wo phir church gaya, Phir mandir Or Phir gurudware. Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya… Fakir bola. “Waah re Prabhu” Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!

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Cashless Economy के चकर में कहीं
मुँह में नोट रखकर नागिन :snake: डांस करने की कला ही ना लुप्त हो जाये ....
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::snake::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Pappu ki gf Pappu se . . . Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao.. . Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera.. . . . . In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera.. . . . . Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..

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Jhore jawar voye ki Ful futbe na? Chire jawar voye ki Mala gathbe na?? Venge jawar voye ki Sopno dekhbe na??? Kosto pawar voye ki Valobasbe na????

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Kisi Ki Jheel Si Aankho Me,
ye Dil Dubna Chahta Hai,
par Fir Ek Khayal Aata Hai Sala Apun Ko Swiming Kaha Aata Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Raste mein ek ladki ja rahi thi mein inspector tha meine use rok liya or kaha ki tumhara license dikhao usne mujhe apna manglsutr gale se nikal dikha diya kehne lagi kudiyon ka license to unka manglsutar hota hai meine phocha ki tum sidhe ghar kyo nahi jati mujhe sethian bahut sunai deti hain seti bajne par tum ruk jati ho kya bat kar rahe ho agar mein ek ek seti par rokne lagi to to main sara sall ghar nahi pahunch sakti ha ha ha ha ha ha

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