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ARZ KIYA HAI. zara gaur farmiye ! haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI.. Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...... . . Yu na kisi k dil se khelo... . . . . . . . Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata TOH? ? ? Computer aur mobile bech kar radio lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati...

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Pappu Was Taking Naked Bath In A Jungle.
All Animals Were Laughing At Him.
Pappu:Why Ru Laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your Tail Is In FRONT SIDE :O ;)
RGK:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Kbhi laga wo mujhe sata rahe hai, Kbhi laga ke wo karib aa rahe hai, Kuchh log hote hai ansuon ki tarah Pata hi nhi lagta sath de rahe hain, Ya chhod kar jaa rahe hain

10 years ago

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"आलसी तो मैं इतना हूँ की....... . . . . . . . . अभी बताने में भी आलस आ रहा हैं.

10 years ago

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...:-)

10 years ago

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पागलो के अस्पताल के एक रूम में सभी
पागल डान्स कर रहे थे..
बस एक पागल चुपचाप बैठा था . . .
डॉक्टर समझा,वो ठीक हो गया और
पूछा तुम डान्स क्यों नहीं कर रहे?
. पागल: अरे बेवकूफ मै "दूल्हा हूँ...!
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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A ldki perfume laga ke bus mei chadi.. Ladke ne comment pas kiya-aajkal phynial ka use kuch zyada hi hota hai. Ladki boli-phir bhi cockroch piccha nahi chodte...

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Wife: Har Haftay Tum Fishing Ke Liye Jatay Ho Naa.? Husband:Haan,Haan To.? Wife: Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi, Keh Rahi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai.

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Suhagrat ko pati ne patnise pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?" Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.

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Akbar And One Gujju Were Best Friends.
The Gujju Went To A Masjid For The 1st Time With Akbar.
Akbar Enters The Masjid And Says: Allah Hu Akbar......
Gujjubhai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad: Allah,:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bacha :- dad aapko pata chale ki me 1st division me paas hua to aap ko kaixa lage ga??. . . . . . Dad :- mai to khushi se pagal ho jaunga.. . . . Bacha :- Basss,isi darr se me fail hogya

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Kya Andaz Hai...kya Jalve Hai.,.kya Style Hai....aur Kya Smil¨¦ Hai..mas$age To Karte Nahi Aur Kahte Ho Mere Paas B Mobile Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna Qki Ye ati h HEER ki trah, Lagti hai KHEER ki trah, Chubhti hai TEER ki trah, Aur Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki trah.....! By azam sultanpur

10 years ago

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Faadu joke,: must read 1Baar 1ladki nadi me khudne walithi...pool se.. tbhi 1bike wala uske paas aa kr ruka aurkaha.. agar tm sucide krne jaa rhi hoto mujhe 1kiss deti jao.. ladki boli..ok aur usne ladke ko esilambi aur gahry kiss di ki ladke koaaj tak kv na mili waisi kiss.. fir ladke ne ladki se sucide krne ki wajah pu6a to ladki ne btaya..mere ghar walo ko pasand ni ki mai ladki ban kr ghumu.. mera naam nitesh nawab hai..

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Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha, Zra Gour farmaiyega. Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha. Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!

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Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara:star: Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh:eye: Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Awesome Lines... . . . Ek Baar Insaan Ne Koyal Se Kaha :" Tu Kaali Na Hoti To Kitni Achchhi Dikhti... . . Sagar Se Kaha : " Tera Pani Khara Na Hota To Kitna Achchha Hota, . . Gulab Se Kaha : " Tujhme Kaante Na Hote To Kitna Achchha Hota, . . . . Tab Teeno Ek Saath Bole Ki, . . Insaan Tujh Me Dusro Ki " KAMIYA" Dekhne Ki Aadat Na Hoti To Tu Kitna Achchha Hota...!!

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Dil Dharakta Hai Tujhe Dekhun To,
Saans Bhi Meri Rukne Lagti Hai…
Pyar Itna Hai Mere Dilmey Sanam,
Rooh Bhi Meri Khinch Ne Lagti Hai…!
Chain Milta Hai Jab Mei Dekhun Tujhe,
Warna Ya Saans Rukne Lagti Hai…!!!

10 years ago

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Teri Khamoshi Aur Udasi Ki Wajah
hum Samajh Na Sake Ae Dost, . . . .
Wo To Shaam Ko Teri Mummy Ne
bataya Ke Aaj Teri Chappal Se Pitai
hui Hai!! ...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Har roz koi khuwaab toot jatahai, Har roz koi apna rooth jata hai, Na jane meri Qismat main kya hai, Jise main yaad karon wohi mujhy bhool jata hai.. :

10 years ago

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