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Muddton Ke Baad Aaj Fir Us-se Sapne Me Mulaqat Ho Gayi,
Badi Der Se Aankhe Sookhi Thi Aaj Fir Barsaat Ho Gayi.
Kaise Bhoolayun Uski Yaadon Ko Is Dil Se,
Poori Zindagi Se Lambi Aaj Raat Ho Gayi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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बोलते हैं की लड़की:woman: हसीं:relaxed: तो फँसी,
मैंने तो Page में आज तक,
कितनो को ही हंसाया,
फँसी तो तो एक भी नहीं...
:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai, Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai, Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

10 years ago

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पत्नी-पति से--- लिमिट में रहना सीखो वर्ना मै मेरा स्टेटस अपडेट करने जा रही हूँ कि "मेरे पति को व्यापम घोटाले की पूरी जानकारी है"

10 years ago

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

10 years ago

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Girl-aaj Aisa Se* Kro Ki, Mri Chilane Ki Aawaj Dur Tk Sunai De. Fir Kya Tha, Ldke Ne CONDOM Pr Mirch Laga K Pel Diya, Ise Kahte Hai MDH Ka Tadka, Ang Ang Fadka.

10 years ago

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Aaj Ke Zamane Mein Ek Pretty Ladki Ke Single Hone Ke Utne Hi Chances Hai Jitne Lal Krishna Advani Ke Pm Banane Ke.

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Santa Ne Achanak Aankhe Kholte Hue Kaha= Doctor Sahib Kya Mera Operation Kaamyab Raha.? Sabar Se Kaam Lo Beta Main Doctor Nahi YAMRAJ Hu.

10 years ago

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JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWRE !!! 1-Science Sy Gira Arts Me Atka 2-Fail Hoty Ko Practicals Ka Sahara 3-Degree Ly K Choolhey Me Daal 4-3rd Division Paas Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka 5-Dost Wo Jo Imtehan Me Chapai Kraye 7- Qadar Kho Deta Hy Raoz College Aana Jana 8-Likhna Na Jany Qalam Mera ;- K.k

10 years ago

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Santa ke hot jale huye the banta:-kyo santa bivi ko relve stetion chhodane gaya tha. Banta:- to santa khushi ke mare rel ka injin chum liya.

10 years ago

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Ek truck ke pichhe kitni sundar . . . . . . . . . V a k y a likhe the dhyan hatahi ta bara puri batahi

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To Tila Mhanala
kya Hua Tera
wada....
To Tila Mhanala
kya Hua Tera
wada....
Ti Mhanali
mi Dusra Pakadlay....
Aata Tu Maza
DADA....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl: Book Store Me Sales Man Se, Kiya Aap K Pas Ye Kitab Hey? ”Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hen” Sales Man: Madam Lateefon Ki Dukaan Ye Samne Wali Hai

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Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ji Ladko Ki Chudai Ke Prati Ruchi Jagate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte Ho, Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte Ho, Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke Liye, Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho?

10 years ago

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Boy:" Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga, Car Dilaonga, Gold K Dher Laga Dunga... . . . . Girl:" Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Ge Kya ?? . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan Agar MOM Ney BUS Ka Kiraya De Diya To..

10 years ago

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Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:abhinav

10 years ago

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Buterflies Dont Knw In Wat Colour Their Wings R But Our Eyes Knw How Pretty They R. Like Wise U Dont Knw How Sweet U R But I Know How Special U R 2 Me...gud Afternon :-):-D:->:-y

10 years ago

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Ladki aur ladke ki ummido me kitna difrnce hota h . . Ladki apni sari ummid 1 hi ladke se rakhti h . aur . . . . ladke saari ladkiyo se 1 hi ummid rakhte hai... =D

10 years ago

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Husband Asks: Do You Know Themeaning Of WIFE? It Means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE Says: No Darling , It Means:-
With Idiot For Ever:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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लड़का : मैं तुम्हारे साथ शादी नही कर सकता, घर वाले नही मान रहे लड़की : तुम्हारे घर में कौन कौन है? • • • लड़का : एक बीवी और 2 बच्चे

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