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I can Hold you Hug you and Tell you How Much I love you & Miss You…… Wish You Happy Hug Day Hug Day Wishes Never hug a lady police She will say, hands up Never hug a lady doctor She will say, Next please Always hug a lady teacher She will say, repeat it 5 time Wish You Happy Hug Day Hug Day Msgs If loving was aginst the law and hugging was a crime i would gladly spend my life with u, in prison doing’ time. Wish You Happy Hug Day

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टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
टीचर बेहोश
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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बात तो तब बिगड़ गई..
"जब शादी के बाद पंडित जी ने दिग्गी चचा से कहा
घर के बड़े बुज़ुर्ग से आशीर्वाद ले लो
और अपना "दाम्पत्य जीवन" शुरू करो

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I heard someone whisper your name,but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone.Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you..

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dekha !!!
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ke Beech Mein Jo Bhi Aaya Saale Ko Tapka Dala..!

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IF YOU STAND IN FRONT OF A MIRROR 2 TAKE WITH 10 ROSES,YOU CAN SEE 11 ROSES IN THE MIRROR,THE LAST 1 IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND THAT IS UNDOUBILY YOU.........

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Jee Karta Hai,

Apke Pas Aau,

Apke Pas Aa K Zara Ruk Jau.!!!!!!!!

Na Bolu, Na Baithu…

Bus Apki Ankho:eye: Me ..

Santre:tangerine: Ka Chilka Nichor Kar Bhaag Jau:dancer::dancer::dancer:

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Girl- Mujhe aise purpose kro Jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kiya ho. Boy- Kutti,Kamini,Zalil I Love You. Mujhse shadi kar k mujhe Tabah kr de Nagin, Ab to han kr de Chudel....

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Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

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Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye” Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bh@nsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

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Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

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Ek Din Hamare Aansoon Hum SePooch Baithe Hame Roj Roj Kyon Bulate Ho?......hamne Kaha Hum YaadUnhe Karte Hain Tum Kyon ChaleAate Ho...

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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li… Aur usne suicide kar li…. Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge… Plz plz plz promise me plz

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SANTA: Shimla ja raha hu....... Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga. BANTA: Meri bhi le ja yaar......... ushe bhi gira dena. . . . SANTA: Agar tu Bura na mane to use Wapsi me gira du ?

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कोयल बोली,......
दुनिया डोली......
अनुष्का के चक्कर में बर्बाद...
हो गया विराट कोहली...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Kid from washroom to his mother: Mama Kar leeeeeeeeeee . . Mama: Ullu k pathy khud dhoo.. . . . . . . . . Kid: Jab dhula nai sakty to khilaty kyun hooooo

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Girls Hostel Me Aag Lag Gayi, Pas Hi K Boys Hostel K Ladko Ne Help Ki. Tv Pr News Aayi aag Pe Kabu Pa Liya Gaya He, Lekin Ladko Par Kabu Pane Ki Koshish Jari Hai.

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Nark me bahut sare log maza kar rhe the God-ye log nark me bhi aisa kar rhe hain Yamraj-hostel wale hain saale kahi bhi set ho jate hai......

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L.k.g. Boy - Tum mujhse shadi karogi? Girl - nahi, Boy - karo na pls, Eclairs dunga. . . . Girl - kaise karu, kisi aur se Dairy Milk ki Baat ho chuki hai..! thoko like

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