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  • PAPA: beta murgi ko garm paani se kyo nahla rahe ho? AJJU: kyoki jab murgi kal anda degi to ubla hua de ha ha ha thoko like from :YRSG AND AJAB SINGH
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fizaye Kehti Hai Pyar Karo, Bahare Kehti Hai Aankhe Chaar Karo, Mgr Gharwale Kehte Hai, Abhi Umr Kam Hai Beta, Pahle Padhayi Karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़की घर में pk देख रही थी। बोली: कुछ भी दिखाते है फिल्म वाले कार इतनी थोडे ही हिलती है.... घर में सन्नाटा.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar koi hume achha lagta hai to achha wo nahi hum hai .. Aur agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to ache hai na !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai: . . . Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo, . . . . . Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.. . . . . . . Free Mein Post Parhne Walo Kabhi Like, Bhi Kiya Karo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Interview Dene Gai
    Boss : Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai
    jisk 2
    tyres Hote Hain...??
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    Ladki : Bike:motorcycle: !
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    Boss: Nahi, HOnda Bike ChAlo Ek
    aur Sawal, Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jis
    k 4 Tyres Hote Hain...??
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    Ladki : Car:blue_car: !
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    Boss : Nhi, Toyota Car .
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    Ladki: Chal Ub Tu Mere Sawal Ka
    jawab
    de.! :@
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    Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Dikhne Me
    white Hai Aur Beech Mai Kaala Anda
    hai.....??
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    Boss : Hehehe !! Ankh:eye:.
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    Ladki : Nahi Saale, Teri MAA Ki
    Ankh
    Hahahahahah Thoko Like***:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • माँ और बीवी में सबसे बड़ा फर्क
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    Maa "बोलना:grimacing:" सिखाती है
    Aur
    Biwi:rolling_eyes: "चुप" रहना । !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau Husband: Aik American Ladki Wife Wapas Aye Husband: mera gift! Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl-कौन हो तुम? Boy-हसरत तुम्हारी Girl-क्या देखते हो? Boy-सूरत तुम्हारी Girl-करते हो क्या? Boy-पूजा तुम्हारी Girl-फ़क़ीर हो क्या? Boy-जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी Girl-क्या चाहते हो? Boy-मोहब्बत तुम्हारी Girl-पछताओगे ? Boy-किस्मत हमारी Girl-मैरिड हूँ मै !! Boy-पहले ही बक देती "मनहूस नारी" एनर्जी वेस्ट कर दी हमारी...
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta ek baar tv par wwe dekh rahe the tabhi achanak santa chillaya:-Randi auraton se bachke sala bahut khatarnak hai,anda taker saale ka anda leja, To Banta bola:-abe woh randy auraton nahi randy orton hai aur woh dusra undertaker hai anda taker nahi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Kar Haste The Hum; Aj Usine Hame "Rula Diya" Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi; Humne Kiya To . . . . . . Caller Tune "Tujhe Bhula Diya"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband & Wife Were Fighting.. Husband Says: Tu Sali Kutri.. Wife Reply: Tu Salo Kutro.. The Child Of Them Was Near He Say:he-he-he Me Salu Kurkuriyu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer:- both are Cool, Sweet…sab pasand karte hai aur Most important similarity is, dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • हमें गर्व होना चाहिए हमारे देश की उन बहादुर महिलाओं पर
    जो भूकी तो रह सकती है
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    लेकिन चुप नहीं:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- aapka naam kya hai....? .. Girls- pahan ke batau ya bol k....! Boy- kya matlab....! .. Girl- Payal aur aapka... Boy- haath me dun ya muh me... Girl- matlab... .. Boy- prasad.....:-*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ap Ki 1 Bat Mujhay Bahot Pasand Hai…
    Ap Jab Bhi Koi Sms Kartay Ho To Dill Sey Kartay Ho…
    Kyun
    kay
    dimag To Ap Kay Pas Hai Hi Nhe….
    <('.')>
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    _\ \_:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • INDIA Is A Place Where..
    Anyone Driving Faster Than You Is..
    "Saala Yeh Pakka Marega"
    Anyone Driving Slower Than You Is
    "Saala Kutta, Gaadi Chalani Nai Aati Ise" !!
    And
    Anyone Driving Parallel To You Is
    "Apne Baap Se Race Lagayega Tu.."
    Agree..???:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamare SMS Padh k Log Samajhte hai, K Inko to ADAT Hai Paise Udane ki, Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane k Yeh Bhi Ek ADA Hai, "KANJUSO"Ko SHARAM" Dilane Ki. AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • WO Aankhe badi pyari thi. jo usne humko mari thi. . . Hum to muft me fas gaye dosto, Humko kya pata tha ki unko Baba Ram dev ki bimari thi. .
    • 10 years ago



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