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  • Ldka-I LUV U
    Ldki-sorry Main Kisi Or Se Pyar Krti Hu,
    Ldka Udas Ho Gya Or Achanak Bhagne Laga Or Bola-Teri Mummy Ko Btaunga,
    Ldki-Ruk Ja Kamine
    i LUV U 2...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki patane ka tarika Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo Agar hasi to samjho FASI & Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao . . “DIDI DAR GAYI” “DIDI DAR GAYI”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Magta hu mout milti hai zindgi. Magta hu mout milti hai zindgi E- mere bhagban Kya yahi apki polshi ho ban gae hai . . . My love
    • 10 years ago



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  • बाप - ये लो बेटा 1500 रुपये! बेटा - 1500 रुपए किस लिए?... बाप - तुने जब से वोटसएप शुरू किया है तब से रात को चौकीदार नही रखना पडता है, ये तेरी महेनत की कमाई है पगले
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa On CID A.C.P:- Santa Yaad Kro Wo Kon se Baat Ha Jo Us Insaan ne Tumhe Marte Waqt Kha Tha.....? . . . Bahut Der Sochne Ka Baad.... Santa:- Soorrry Sir Mujhe Ye To Yaad nhi Us Insaan Mujhe Kya kah Tha Mgr Ye Yaad Aa Gya Ke Mere Wife Ne Mujhe Aaj Electricity Ka Bill Bhare Kha Tha Aaj Last Date Ha Sar Agr Nhi Bhara To Wo Mujhe Maar Dege... Thank U Sir Yaad Dilane K Liye... Santa Rocks CID Shok....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
    Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
    Pati: “Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?”
    Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji, Aapki Babhi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Job Tum Bimar Hote ho Gf Kehti hai -"You ok?" Mom -"TAKE THIS THIS & THIS ALSO THIS" Friends - "AIDS k mareez door reh, apni bimariapne paas rakh kAmIne :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • आँखे आज भी उस हरामखोर को ढूंढ रही है, जिसने बचपन में यह अफवाह फेलाई थी, मोर का पंख किताब में रखने से विद्या आती है, और गुलाब का फूल किताब में रखने से, गर्लफ्रेंड मिलती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla
    • 10 years ago



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  • Indian reet.... .. Girl khud hi pat jayae to pyaar...., .. Dost pata le to uphaar.., .. Gharwale le aaye to sanskaar..., .. aur jab khud pata k Ghar le ao to Hahakaar...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek KAALI Ladki Ko Jaadugar Ne Jaadu Se Pankh Uga Diye,, . . . . . . . . . LADKI : Are Wah M PARI Ban Gayi . . . . . . . . Pichhe Se Ek Ladka Bola: . . Nahi Re Tu To CHAMKADADD Ban Gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai.. wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arzz kiya hai........................ . . . Woh Mujhe Door Se Hi Dekh Ke Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai.! . . . . Woh Mujhe Door Se Hi Dekh Ke Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai.! . . . . Or Mein Is Baat Se Hairan Hu.... — — — — — . . . . . . . . → Ki Itni Door Se Woh Mera Kaminapan Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai ?? ;-O ;-O
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Me Sir Medam Ko KISS Dekar:Dekho Bachho Chumne Se AIDS Nhi Hota Hai.
    Students:Achha Sir, Ab Ye Dikhao Ki AIDS Hota Kaise Hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Calls hubby.... . . . . . . Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?. . . . . . . Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? . . . . . . . . Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi h....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi RAM mandir gya aur rone laga.. Hey RAM meri gf kho gyi.. RAMJI bole: baju wale Hanuman mandir me jake F.I.R darj kra.. Meri b usi ne dhundi thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • अबकी बार मोदी सरकार’ सुन सुन के
    पक चुके हैं..!!
    तो सुनिए कुछ नया…!!
    सुरक्षित काले मेरे बाल,
    पागल हो गया केजरीवाल..
    च्यवनप्राश हो सोना चाँदी,
    नही जीतेगा राहुल गाँधी..
    …उपर छतरी निचे छाया..
    भाग अखिलेश मोदी आया।:smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho..Kuch Sunaao Yaar
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    Qaidi- "Gum-e-Ulfat Me
    jo Zindgi Kati Hamari.
    Jis Din Zamaanat Hui
    zindgi Khatam Tumhari." PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Whats Ur Name.
    Boy: Black Lion.
    Girl: R U Joking?
    Boy: No It Means Kalo Singh And Ur Name.
    Girl: Soft Underwear.
    Boy: R U Joking?
    Girl: No It Means Komal Chadda.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • कोई हमसे भी इश्क़ करलो यार

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    सावधान इंडिया के सारे एपिसोड सच नहीं होते

    :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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