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  • Roz Ate He Chand :crescent_moon:sitare :dizzy:magar Koi Khusi Ka Paigam Nhi Ata Hume To Intezar Hai Jinke Call Ka Par Sayad Unhe Humra Khyal Hi Nhi Ata..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni- mene tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki....... can you belive me? . . . Pati- or meri himmat to dekho, mene tumhe dekhane ke bad shadi ki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do You Know Why Ranbir & Deepika Broke Up?
    They Thought If Abhishek & Aishwarya Are Called ABHIASH,
    Saif & Kareena Are Called SAIFEENA,
    then What Would They
    be Called??? RANDEE =)):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tring...Tring Tring...Tring. Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia, idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek aadmi ko raste me chirag mila..... . . . usne use rgda... . . . boom... . . . boom,,... . . . blast hua aur wo mar gaya,...... . . . moral... "kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi, osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti h....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q. Arrange marriages मे तलाक कम क्यों होते है . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A. जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी तक ना कर पाये वो तलाक क्या ख़ाक लेंगे
    • 10 years ago



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  • Full 2 Fun Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko... Sirf 1 Ko... Wah... Wah... Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko... Sirf 1 Ko... Lekin Jab Tak Koi 1 Na Mile. LINE Marte Rahenge Har Ek Ko ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Differnce Between Theoretical N Practicle Kno wledge..Girls Scores 99 out of 100 In Compute r..Dont Even Know How To Turn On Co mputer properly
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa:- Beti badi hokar kya karogi? : : Beti:- Shaadi. : : : Papa:- Galat baat hai, abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bar 1 car ki nilami hoti hai,boli lagti hai,20 lakh,30 lakh ,40 lakh,santa kahta hai,is khatale me aisa kya hai,batate hai ki,is car se ab tak 10 bar accident hua hai,sirf wife ki death hui hai,tab santa bolta hai, 1 crore.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Hindi Serial Waley Bhi Na,
    Serial To Kitna Lamba Khich Te Hai
    Aur Name "Diya Aur Bati" Rakh Dete Hai...
    Is Se Accha To
    "Akhand Jyot" Rakhde Te
    Jo Kabhi Khatam Hi Naa Ho..:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Students Ne Paper KiTayari Nhi Ki,
    Unho Ne 1 Plan Banaya
    Or Wo Agle Din Prncpl Ko Bole,
    Sir, Hum Shadi Me Gye The,
    Raste Me Gadi Ka TyrePuncher Ho Gya,
    Hum Sari Rat Dhakka LgateRahe,
    Is Lye Padh Nhi Sake,
    Prncpl Ne Man Lya Or Unhe 1Din
    Ka Tym Dya, 1 Din Bad Unhe 4Alag-Alag
    Rooms Me Bithaya Or Tino KoSirf 1 Sawal Diya.
    Q: Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha?
    1-Front Right
    2-Front Left
    3-Back Right
    4-Back Left
    Note: Agar Same Jawab HuaTo Sab Paas.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain, Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain, Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain, Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • NEW ADD 4"FAIR&LOVELY" Maa:nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak? Beti:Byfrnd k sath Maa:kr aayi na mu kala? Beti:to kya hua Fair n Lovely h na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pahle Is Mein Ik Adaa Thi Naaz Tha Andaaz Tha,
    Roothna Ab To Teri Aadat Mein Shaamil Ho Geya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • गोलू : वे लोग जो ऑफिस मैं देर तक काम करते हैं, वे क्या सब से मेहनती हैं? . . . मोनू : नहीं। या तो वे बीवी से तंग हैं या ऑफिस मैं किसी और के संग हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st Friend:" Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki.. 2nd Friend:" Tumne Use Bataya K Tera Chacha Crorepati Hai ?? 1st Friend:" Haa mene bataya Tha.. 2nd Friend:" To Phir ?? . . . 1st Friend:" Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • कुछ पड़ोसी इतने लालची होते हैं कि बिरयानी की खुश्बू पा के खाने के टाइम बैठने आ जाते हैं , उनसे बेशरम वो मेजबान जो पानी भी नही पूछते !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kachha Na Ho, Wah Wah…. . . Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho, . . . . Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aeroplane Me pilot ka Head phone cheen Raha Tha. Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : Salo ticket humle aur gaane tum suno....
    • 10 years ago



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