Jokes SMS

aap ka eantjar karne ki ab jarurt nhi ap se dur Jane ki ab jarurt nhi ap to rehti ho mere dil me apko dil se nikalne ki ab jarurt nhi . . . apko dekha meri abse badi galti thi apko dekh kar dil me absna meri apno se due jane ki Baja thi aap na the mere pas yahi meri zindgi ki sabse badi galti nhi thi

10 years ago

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Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

10 years ago

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Meri Post Like Kiya Karo , , , , , , , , Warna Main Maggie Kha Lunga... :-(

10 years ago

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एक समय था जब लोग मौसम का मज़ा लेते थे । आजकल मौसम लोगो का मज़ा लेने लगा हैं।।

10 years ago

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Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya To Vahan Pr Bhoot Tha.
Golu: To Phir Kya Hua?
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Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Mai Bhoot Sebola Tm Hi Kr Lo, Hmara To Aise Hi Nikal Gaya Tha..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
:p :D

10 years ago

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

10 years ago

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Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki Ko Kaise Prapose Krega? Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke Kahega "I Love U" Bol De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja.

10 years ago

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बच्चा: गुड नाइट ममी?
ममी: गुड नाइट बेटा...
बच्चा: गुड नाइट डैडी?
डैडी: गुड नाइट बेटा।
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बच्चा (परेशान होकर): अरे, गुड नाइट कहां है,
पूछ रहा हूं!
मच्छर काट रहे हैं!:bee::bee::bee:

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utar Kar

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Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar

Dudhlane Market Gayi...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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If You Planted Hope Today In Any Hopeless Heart, If Someone’s Burden Was Lighter Because U Did Ur Part, If U Caused A Laugh That Chased Some Tears Away, If Tonight Ur Name Is Taken When Someone Knees To Pray, Then Your Day Has Been Well Spent! Wishing You Such A Day Every Day…! Good Morning N Stay Blessed

10 years ago

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Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha Sir: “Define Energy?” Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai” Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo” Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“

10 years ago

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue The
Banta: Kaise Jalei
Santa: Wife Ko Railway Steation Drop Krne Gaya Tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi Ke Mare.
Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha NaSako, Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa NaSako, Dost To Duniya Mein Bahut HoteHai, Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina TumMuskura Na Sako

10 years ago

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Dil Me Deep Jalane Se Kya Faida? Pani Me Aag Lagane Se Kya Faida? Jis Ko Aati Nahi Yaad Hamari Zabrdasti Yaad Dilane Se Kya Faida.

10 years ago

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દુશ્મન_બની_લડી_લેજો,,,,

પણ_દોસ્ત_બની_વિશ્વાસઘાત_ના_કરશો..

:grinning::wink:અામાં કવિ સરપંચની ચુંટણીનો પ્રચાર કરે છે.:wink::grinning:

9 years ago

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Sir- Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge. Student- Chidiya Bankar. Sir- Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega Student- To Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega

10 years ago

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Horror Films Mein Ladki Ko Ghar Mein Jab kuch Ajeeb Sunai Deta Hai To Wo Kehti Hai: " Kaun Hai Wahan..??? " . . . . . . . . Jaise ki Bhoot Bolega: " Haan Jaan Main Huin.. kitchen me Pakode tal raha hu.. khaogi kya.

10 years ago

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Buterflies Dont Knw In Wat Colour Their Wings R But Our Eyes Knw How Pretty They R. Like Wise U Dont Knw How Sweet U R But I Know How Special U R 2 Me...gud Afternon :-):-D:->:-y

10 years ago

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लड़के अगर सूधर जाए ना" तो* सबसे बूरा"" " लड़कियों को ही लगेगा"

10 years ago

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Circuit: Bhai American Sadar Kahan Rehta Hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat Pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat Boly To?
Munna Bhai: English Main Boly To "Washing Town".:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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