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  • Warning: Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko lalu ki akal, mayawati ki shakl, mulayam ki jawani, kalaam ke baal aur atal ki chal de.. Ab bhula k dekho.
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  • Most common dialouge btween 2 Lovers..?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aur sunao/Aur Btao..? ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ke Paass Bhagte Hue Gaya Or Bola Please Mujhse Dosti Karlo Ladki Meri Tumse Dusmani Kab Thi Bhaiya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son 2 Dad:"Car Ki Chabhi Do,
    College Me New Year Function Hai
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    Dad:"Car ?
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    Son:"10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To Rob Padega
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    Dad:"ye Le 10rs. 48 Lakh Ki Bus MeJa,
    Zyada Rob Padega Daddy Rocks
    Beta Shocks.
    PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge To The Criminal - Bar Bar Court Me Chala Aata H, Tujhe Sharm Nahi Aata.?

    Criminal- Oye Jaban Pe Lagam De. Paise Diye H Tujhe Mujhko Bachane K Liye, Or Wese V Me To Mahine Me 2 Ya 3 Bar Aata Hu. Tu To Sala Har Din Aata H.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. Newton’s Method – Allow The Tiger To Catch You & Catch The Tiger 2. Einstein’s Method – Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired And Then Catch It. 3. Indian Police Method – Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its A Tiger
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri Mohabbat Main Sub Kuch Bhula
    diya Hai , . .
    Yakeen Na Aaye To Khud Dekh Lo. . . .
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    A For Cat:cat2:,
    B For Goat:goat:,
    C For Horse:racehorse:
    D For Ball:soccer:......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya,
    To Vahan Pr Bhoot Tha.
    Golu: To Phir Kya Hua?
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    Pappu: Hona Kya Tha
    Mai Bhoot Se Bola Tm Hi Kr Lo,
    Hmara To Aise Hi Nikal Gaya Tha.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens The Car Door For Wife

    1) The Car Is New.
    2) The Wife Is New.
    3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.
    Style Machine :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • बाॅस : क्या आपको ब्रिटिश भाषा आती है ? लड़का : हाँ... बाॅस : कुछ बोल के दिखाओ... लड़का : डूगना लागान डेना पडेगा बुवन ! बाॅस : निकल...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Drinkrs Gang- Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Wo Samne K 3 Ped 6 Nahi Dikhte! Bar Owner- Bas Karo Kamino, Samne 1 Hi Ped He! Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge Kya!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaina Dekh Apna Sa Munh Le Ke Reh Gaye; Sahab Ko Dil Na Dene Pe Kitna Guroor Tha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!! . . . . . भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • dur se dekha...to kitaabe thi.. Gaur farmaiyega.... Dur se dekha to..Kittabbe the... . . . . WAh Wah. . . Betaji.. Fir to pas jane ka sawal hi paida nahin hota ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS ... . . . . & . Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS .. . . . Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI....:p :O :D :D NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Sir Gandhiji K sir par Baal Kyu Nahi the Teacher: Intelligent aadmi ki nishani hai Boy: Ha.! Ha.! Tabhi Ladkiyo ke itne Lambe Baal hote h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बीवी :क्या कर रहे हो? पति :शराब पी रहा हूँ बीवी :मै नही हूँ वहाँ इस ग़म मे? पति :नही फ्रिज मे ५ दिन से बर्फ जमी है खराब न हो खत्म कर रहा हूँ
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saali:" Jeeja Ji Plz Mujhy 500 Rupeyde Do Me Agley Hafte De Dun Gi
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    jeeja:" Tum 1000 Lelo Magar Abhi Do .
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    Jinko Samaj Me Aaya Wo "Like" Thoko Baki Bacche Pogo Mat Dekho Kabhi Samajhne Ki Koshish Bhi Karo..
    • 10 years ago



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