Jokes SMS

Boy n girl on fb girl:- “u never smile na??” boy:-“hw can u say dis??” ... girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here” boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??” girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??” boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic…

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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

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Wife Calls hubby.... . . . . . . Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?. . . . . . . Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? . . . . . . . . Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi h....

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Q: During Marriage Ceremony Y Is Da
bridegroom Made To Sit On Da Horse?

A: He Is Given His Last Chance 2
run AwayQ: During Marriage Ceremony Y Is Da
bridegroom Made To Sit On Da Horse?

A: He Is Given His Last Chance 2:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
run Away

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Oh...! Are baap re.. Are paap ho gya Ye kya hua Aisa nhi hona tha Bahut badi galti ho gyi He Bhagwan ye kya ho gya mujse kis kanjus kosmsho gya.

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Funny Poetery girl:met kar picha maira aik din pachtaye ga baher collage k tou samosey ka thaila lagaye ga Boy:met thukra payar mairey ko aik din pachtaye gi usi thailey per barten dhoti tou b nazer aye gi

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Kitne Tufaan Mujhe Dekh Ke Rukh Moor Lete Hain, . Mujh Pe Maa’n, Teri Dua’on Ka Asar Hai Kitna…. .

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Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai. Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai. Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station

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Jo dhal jaye wo sham hoti hai Jo khtam ho jaye wo zindagi hoti hai Jo mil jaye wo maut hoti hai or Jo na mile wo Mohabbat hoti ha

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1 ladka 1 ladki ko window se ishara kr k bola, “jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja“ ladki chapal utar k boli “1 bar aja aja aja aja,aa ja.k.k

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Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya . . or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ? . . . . . . . . Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

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Kuch Dost Zindagi Mein Is KadarShamil Ho Jate Hain. Agar Bhulana Chaho To Aur YaadAate Hain, Bus Jate Hain Wo Dil Mein Is KadarKi Aankhein Band Karo To SamneNazar Aate Hain

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Gabbr: Ye Hath Mujhe Dede.
Thakur: Le Mere Hath Lele,

Bsnti K B Lele,

Jay Or Veeru Tum B Dedo,

OCTOPUS Banja Saale !!

Gbbr: Sorry Yar,:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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papa:beta aaj tumhari ma chup chup kyo hai... .beta:ma ne lipstick mangi thi. . . . . . maine feviquick de di.

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Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote.....

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अगर मरने के बाद भी जीना चाहते हो तो एक काम ज़रूर कर जाना, या तो पढ़ने लायक कुछ लिख जाना या लिखने लायक कुछ कर जाना..!!

10 years ago

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The Most "Heart Breaking" Moment In Our Childhood . . . . Ghar Aye Mehmano K Die Hue 500rs . . Jab Mumy Wapis Le Leti Hain :(

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Taqdeer Ke Khel Se Kabhi Mayoos Nahi Hote,
Zindagi Mein Aise Kabhi Udaas Nahi Hote,
Hathon Ki Lakeeron Par Vishwas Mat Karna,
Taqdeer To Unki Bhi Hoti Hai Jinke Hath Nahi Hote.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Phr Tu Ny Chair D H Gaai Saahoton Ki Baat
Wo Guftago Na Kr K Tujhe Bhi Malal Ho

Meri Zarorton Se Zaida Karm Na Kr
Aisa Salok Kr K Mere Hasb-e-Haal Ho

Tota To Hun Mgr Abi Bikhra Nahi Faraz
Mere Badan Pe Jaise Shakistoon Ka Jaal Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki, Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki.. Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye, Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki..

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