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Ek bar ek natakhat ladka lalu ji se pu6ta hai Natakhat ladka= lalu g osama ke 3 bibi se 25 bachcha hai or apke 1 bibi se 9 bachcha hai ap dono me koon a66a hai lalu yadav= are ham a66a hu kyoki mera avrej a66a hai :-P;-)B-):-D:-)

10 years ago

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Kanjoos: Doctor Daat Niklvana Hai
Kitne Paise Loge..?
Doctor: Rs 200..
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Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50
Daat Dhilaa Kar Do
Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga...!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A Kiss.. . . And . . Girl Simply Close Her Eyes.. And Allow The Boy For A Kiss... . . . . But, . . . . . The Boy Kisses On her Forehead And Says- "I Have A Whole Life To Do That"..! <3 By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

10 years ago

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एक Auto Wale :taxi:की शादी हो रही
थी।
जब उसकी दुल्हन फेरों के वक्त उसके
पास बैठी तो वह बोला,
थोड़ा पास होकर बैठो, अभी एक
और बैठ सकती है।

10 years ago

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Girl - "U handsome Boy" कौन से Collage से हो.? Boy - मैं IIT से हूँ. G - ओह! तो मेरी Scooty को CAR बना दो. B- IIT से हूँ IIN से नहीं.

10 years ago

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Agr Apko Afsos he K Apki Life me apka Koi Intazar krne Wala Nahi He . . To 1 Kam Karen, 30 mint K Liye Bathroom me ja kr Beth jayen. . . . Koi Na KOi Bahar Intazar Zaroor Karega. (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ O Nikal Nahi to mari Nikal Jaeg

10 years ago

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Sheher Ka Ladka Gao Ki Ladki Pata Raha Tha..

Boy: Tumhe Whatsapp Chalana Ata Hai Kya??
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Girl: Nahi Aata..Par Tum Chala Lena Mai Piche Baith Jaungi..
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Boy: *uTHa LE RE DEvA* :P

10 years ago

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BF in a romantic mood- Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai .... Thandi hawa bhi hai:..... Badal bhi hai aasman me ... Barish bi hone wali hai....Tumhe kya lagta hai? . . . . . . . . . . GF - Mujhe to lagta hai ki Aaj mera game hai....!! :D

10 years ago

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Maa: Rohit, kya kar rahe ho..?? Me: Padh raha hu Maa: Excellent, kya padh rahe ho..?? . . . . . . . Me: aapki hone wali BAHU k msgs ....

10 years ago

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Waiter: Your Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, Yeh Toh Aapki Shaadi Ka Card Hai!
Santa: To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ALL CARDS ACCEPTED?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Gabbar:Thakur Ye Mobile Humko De De
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Thakur:Dekh Yr Hath-pair Ka Mazak Thik H,
Mobile Se Majak Masti Nhi,
Facebok Chalu H Or Bsnti Online He. . !:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta...!! 1 admi - wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai.. ... . . Pappu : - are ye kuch bi nai, . . . teri bhabi ki dekhenga to hil jaaega

10 years ago

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Arz kiya Hai... Bigdi Hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai.. Wah..wah.. 20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai By - www.FreshSMS.in

10 years ago

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Use Halke Haath Se Chuwo .. Phir Ungli Andar Dalo Agar Hol Bada Ho To Teen Ungli Bhi Dal Sakte Ho Phir Upar Neech Ragdo. . . . . . Ye Lo Dhul Gaya Aapka Kaanch Ka Glaas.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Husband apni saas se - apki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain. Saas - haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila...

10 years ago

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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

10 years ago

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लंच पर 5 रूपये ले गया था.. . . . रेस्टोरेँट वाले ने एयरटेल पर सब्जी रोटी के 5 वीडियो दिखा दिये.. . . . मजाक की भी हद होती है यार.

10 years ago

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जरुरी नही लड़की फोन को फ्रंट में कर के सेल्फ़ी ही ले रही हो,,, . . . . . कई बार एयरसेल के सिग्नल पकड़ने के लिए भी ये टेकनीक काम में लाई जाती है।

10 years ago

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Do lovers ek plate me Sev Puri kha rhe the.. Ek dusre ki aankho me aankhe daalke Ladki(sharmake): aise q dekh rhe ho?? Ladka: thoda thoda kha na Bhikari..

10 years ago

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Ye Kash Faasle Na Hote, Kash Hum Tum Se Door Na Hote, Kash Hum Aur Tum Saath Hote, To Sms Ke Paise Bacch Jate, Or Hum Dono In Paisoo Se Kurkura Khate..!

10 years ago

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