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  • Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he JAAN JAANU ya SWEETU. usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe likha aa raha tha MURGA NO.-5
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne Wale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
    Student: Samajhdar.
    Teacher: Aur Galti Na Hone Pe Bhi Mafi Mangne Waale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
    Student: BOYFRIEND.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek ladki thi dewani si Mobile leke wo ghumti thi Nazre zukake phone me kuch karti thi Jab v mujse milti thi to pucha karti thi YE LOCK KEISE KULTA HE
    • 10 years ago



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  • तन्हा रहता है दिन भर, रोता रहता है रात भर...
    कुत्ता :dog:भी मेरी गली का मोहब्बत का मरीज लगता है..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • पत्नियों के जितने भी वर्गीकरण किये सब गलत हैं! पत्नियां 2 ही प्रकार की होती हैं। पहली, सुंदर सुशील सर्वगुण सम्पन्न पत्नी और दूसरी आपकी अपनी पत्नी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Super Jokes - Yeh kaisa yug aa gya h... Aajkal 9th-10th class ki bachi se bhi poochlo uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h Bolti h m broken heart.. . . . . . . Sala mujhe toh samjh nhi ata h inke heart kaun todta h.. Micky Mouse ya Donald Duck...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yasomti Mom Se Talking Nandlala,
    Radha Kyun Fair.. I Am Kyun Kala.
    boli Smiling Maiya
    listen Mere Lala:
    Wo City Ki Gori
    aur Tu Village Ka Gwala Isliye Kala:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 you, love is 4 giving, i give mine 2 you, DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 you, HEARTS are 4 beating & mine beats 4 you .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक तोता एक कार से टकरा गया, तो उस कार वाले ने उसे उठआ कर पिन्जरा मे डल दिया / दूसरे दिन जब तोते को होश आया, वह बोला,आईला! जेल,कार वाला मर गया क़्या
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:" Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai..?? Student:" Samajhdar . . Teacher:" Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:" BOYFRIEND..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur 1 Teacher Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke The. . . Pilot Ne Kaha, Wajan Jyada Hai Koi 1 Aadmi Rassi Chor De, . . Teacher Bola Ye Kurbani Main Dunga.. Taliyan Bajaiye, . . Aur Sare Doctor Taali Bajane Lage Aur Wajan Kam Ho Gaya.. . Moral Of The Story: "Chahe Doctor Ban Jao Ya Engineer, Par Guru Hamesa Guru Hi Hota Hai. Ha Ha Ha Thoko Like AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • PAPPU : UncLe
    Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.:)
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    UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee
    PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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    PAPPU : UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee
    PiTe
    hai:p;):D
    UnclE ShocKzZ:o:PAPPU
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mobile ek mandir sim card uska devta. Call karne wale pujari sms karne wale Dani. Padne wala BHAKT. Reply na karne wale mandir ka bhikari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai. Love letter kaise likhun ? Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lovely ans. by a lover Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the water whom would u Save 1st? Boy: I would jump into water to save my mom & die with U..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • चोर : तुम्हारी जेब में जो कुछ है फटाफट
    निकाल दो!
    छगन : भाईसाहब, ऐसा मत कीजिए। अगर मैं
    खाली जेब लेकर घर गया तो मेरी बीवी
    मुझे कच्चा चबा जाएगी!
    चोर : और अगर मैं खाली हाथ घर पहुंचा
    तो मेरी बीवी क्या मुझे तल के खाएगी?:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here, Customer : but i bought cigerates from here Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too, but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 Doctor aur 3 teacher helicopter per latke huwe the Pilot:Wajan zyada ho raha hai ek ko rassi chodni padegi Teacher:Ye qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hai bajow thaliyan sabhi doctor ne thali bajai wajan khud ba khud kam hogaya moral of story:doctor bano ya engineer guru to guru hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me,
    Principal Doob Raha Tha...
    Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga.
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    Kal Chhuti...!
    kal Chhuti....!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant Ka 1 Rupya Balcony Se Gir Gaya..Rajnikant Niche Pahuncha To Rupya Nahi Milakyo?....kyuki Rajnikant1 Rupye Se Pehle Niche Pahunch Gaya Tha:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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