Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein
Aaye To Baat Banjaye Aap Jaisa Cute
Meri Zindgi Mein Aaye To Baat
Banjaye Aap Jaisa Cute Meri Zindagi
Mein Aaye To Baat Banjaye Aap Jaisa
Bewakoof Meri Juthi Baaton Per
Yakeen Kare To "April Fool" Banjaye.
Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
.
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya
Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
.
"April Fool"
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Happy april fools day.
31ST OR 1ST APRIL DOESNT MATTER.. FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING OF FOOLS BY THE EMPEROR OFCOOLS.. ITS UR DAY
UDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
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took me to bed , removed my clothes ,
laid me on the bed , spread my legs and said...
.
"APRIL FOOL"
Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Happy April Fools Day.
Jaan hai JANUARY
Pyar hai FEBRAURY
Mast hai MARCH
Aasha hai april
Milan hai may
Judai hai june
Jakhm hai july
Ashiqui hai august
sitam hai september
ok hai october
nagme hai november
deedar hai december
A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!