Plz Call Me,
Its Urgent.
Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai.
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Aap Ka Hi Blood Group Chahiye,
Plz Mana Mat Karna
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Warna
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Gadha Mar Jayega
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April Fool
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola.
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL..!
Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?
Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindgi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri juthi baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye.
31ST OR 1ST APRIL DOESNT MATTER.. FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING OF FOOLS BY THE EMPEROR OFCOOLS.. ITS UR DAY
Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein
Aaye To Baat Banjaye Aap Jaisa Cute
Meri Zindgi Mein Aaye To Baat
Banjaye Aap Jaisa Cute Meri Zindagi
Mein Aaye To Baat Banjaye Aap Jaisa
Bewakoof Meri Juthi Baaton Per
Yakeen Kare To "April Fool" Banjaye.
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai..
Happy april fools day.
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…
What Is The Difference Between A Wise & A
Fool?
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A Wise Sends Sms & A Fool Keeps Reading
Them.
How Many Times Have U Read My Messages?
Happy April Fool!
UDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
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took me to bed , removed my clothes ,
laid me on the bed , spread my legs and said...
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"APRIL FOOL"
Aisa hai pyar humara,
main kishti tu kinara,
mai dhanush tu teer,
mai matar tu paneer,
mai barish tu badal,
mai rajmah tu chawal,
mai hot tu cool,
main April tu Fool…ha ha ha!!