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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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- I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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- When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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- When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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- Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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- Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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- To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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- I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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- It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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- A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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- Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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- I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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- Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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- The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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- I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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- Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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- My motto is "more mystery, less history".
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- Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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- A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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