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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

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I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

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I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

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