Al Yankovic Quotes, Guitar Quotes, Strange Quotes

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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