Al Yankovic Quotes, Rocks Quotes, Guitar Quotes

I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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