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Al Yankovic Quotes 150
- I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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- I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.
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- Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
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- I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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- Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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- There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
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- Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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- If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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- At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
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- I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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- I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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- I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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- I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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- Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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- I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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- You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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- You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
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- In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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- Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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- People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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