Al Yankovic Quotes, Writing Quotes

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

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When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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