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Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
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Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
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FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
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One man's constant is another man's variable.
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In English every word can be verbed.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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