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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

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There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man's work.

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Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

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Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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It was the most earnest ambition I ever had....Not that I ever really wanted to be a preacher, but because it never occurred to me that a preacher could be damned. It looked like a safe job.

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When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.

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One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.

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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. You cannot eliminate habits that no longer serve you. You can only replace them with new habits that support your goals. Moment by moment, you need to live with awareness and structure the habits that you include or exclude in your days.

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Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

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Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

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Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

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Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

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A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

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