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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

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When in doubt tell the truth.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done.

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Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.

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The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal

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We love old travelers: we love to hear them prate, drivel and lie; we love them for their asinine vanity, their ability to bore, their luxuriant fertility of imagination, their startling, brilliant, overwhelming mendacity.

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Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.

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Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

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The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

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As a boy, I once saw a cart of melons that sorely tempted me. I sneaked up to the cart and stole a melon. I went into the alley to devour it, but no sooner had I set my teeth into it, than I paused, a strange feeling coming over me. I came to a quick conclusion. Firmly, I walked up to that cart, replaced the melon - and took a ripe one.

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