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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.

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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

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It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

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If I had been helping the Almighty when he created man, I would have had him begin at the other end, and start human beings with old age. How much better to start old and have all the bitterness and blindness of age in the beginning!

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Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

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I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

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It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

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I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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I was born modest, but it didn't last.

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If they [the dead] should speak, it would be found that in matters of opinion no departed person was exactly what he had passed for in life. They would realise, deep down, that they, and whole nations along with them, are not really what they seem to be-and never can be.

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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

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Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

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