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A journalist is a reporter out of a job.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.

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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

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I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

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Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

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Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

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Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

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As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime you learn real morals. Commit all crimes, familiarize yourself with all sins, take them in rotation (there are only two or three thousand of them), stick to it, commit two or three every day, and by and by you will be proof against them. When you are through you will be proof against all sins and morally perfect. You will be vaccinated against every possible commission of them. This is the only way.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.

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Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Youths and maidens. Fresh adults. Older ones. Men and women of 40. Of 50. Of 60. Of 70. Of 80. Of 100. The command does not distribute its burden equally, and cannot. It is not hard upon the three sets of children.

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They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

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The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.

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