Mark Twain Quotes, Race Quotes, Body Quotes

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.

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I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying.

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It is yet another Civilized Power, with its banner of the Prince of Peace in one hand and its loot-basket and its butcher-knife in the other. Is there no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level?.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

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When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

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A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

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There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain.

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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

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I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

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How unfortunate and how narrowing a thing it is for a man to have wealth who makes a god of it instead of a servant

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