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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express; and another one - the one we use - which we force ourselves to wear to please Mrs. Grundy, until habit makes us comfortable in it, and the custom of defending it presently makes us love it, adore it, and forget how pitifully we came by it. Look at it in politics.

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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

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We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

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The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

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Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

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I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. When in doubt, tell the truth. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

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Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

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There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

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Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

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A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

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A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

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It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

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