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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

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Explore. Dream. Discover.

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If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

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The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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Greece is a bleak, unsmiling desert, without agriculture, manufactures or commerce, apparently. What supports its poverty-stricken people or its Government, is a mystery.

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To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth.

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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

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Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion, opaque perception, dense and pitiful chuckle headedness - and an almost pathetic unconsciousness of it all, that is what I was at nineteen and twenty.

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He could charm an audience an hour on a stretch without ever getting rid of an idea.

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That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it.

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Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is public opinion. It is held in reverence. Some think it the voice of God.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.

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One must keep one's character. Earn a character first if you can, and if you can't, then assume one.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

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