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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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Life is short, break the rules.

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That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

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One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.

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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

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In love, you pay as you leave.

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Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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In all the ages the Roman Church has owned slaves, bought and sold slaves, authorized and encouraged her children to trade in them. . . . There were the texts; there was no mistaking their meaning; . . . she was doing in all this thing what the Bible had mapped out for her to do. So unassailable was her position that in all the centuries she had no word to say against human slavery.

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I conceive that the right way to write a story for boys is to write so that it will not only interest boys but strongly interest any man who has ever been a boy. That immensely enlarges the audience.

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Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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from the beginning of my sojourn in this world there was a persistent vacancy in me where the industry ought to be. (Ought to was is better, perhaps, though the most of the authorities differ as to this.

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Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.

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I have been cautioned to talk but be careful not to say anything. I do not consider this a difficult task.

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