Mark Twain Quotes, Training Quotes

There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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Twenty-four years ago I was strangely handsome; in San Francisco in the rainy season I was often mistaken for fair weather.

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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

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Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

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One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.

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Every civilization carries the seeds of its own destruction, and the same cycle shows in them all. The Republic is born, flourishes, decays into plutocracy, and is captured by the shoemaker whom the mercenaries and millionaires make into a king. The people invent their oppressors, and the oppressors serve the function for which they are invented.

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If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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If a spectacle is going to be particularly imposing I prefer to see it through somebody else's eyes, because that man will always exaggerate. Then I can exaggerate his exaggeration, and my account of the thing will be the most impressive.

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Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

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Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is confided to my lifelong keeping. You cannot see its waves as they flow toward you, darling, but in these lines you will hear...the distant beating of its surf.

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There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man's work.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.

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The real yellow peril: Gold.

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A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

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Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

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