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Modesty died when clothes were born.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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We all know about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

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Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express; and another one - the one we use - which we force ourselves to wear to please Mrs. Grundy, until habit makes us comfortable in it, and the custom of defending it presently makes us love it, adore it, and forget how pitifully we came by it. Look at it in politics.

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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid.

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Customs do not concern themselves with right or wrong or reason. But they have to be obeyed; one reasons all around them until he is tired, but he must not transgress them, it is sternly forbidden.

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

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An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency.

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If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.

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Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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...ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins!

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