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The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

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Everything human is pathetic

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That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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I've never let my school interfere with my education.

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For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race - and of ours - sexual intercourse!It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!

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Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

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We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

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Do not offer a compliment and ask a favor at the same time. A compliment that is charged for is not valuable.

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In truth I care little about any party's politicsthe man behind it is the important thing.

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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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The master minds of all nations, in all ages, have sprung in affluent multitude from the mass of the nations, and from the mass of the nation only-not from its privileged classes.

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Imagination labors best in distant fields.

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Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

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There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

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