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All human rules are more or less idiotic.

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

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When a person is accustomed to one hundred and thirty-eight in the shade, his ideas about cold weather are not valuable.

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Eternal rest sounds comforting in the pulpit; well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands.

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A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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The truth hurts, but silence kills.

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. I believe that whenever a human being, of even the highest intelligence and culture, delivers an opinion upon a matter apart from his particular and especial line of interest, training and experience, it will always be an opinion of so foolish and so valueless a sort that it can be depended upon to suggest to our Heavenly Father that the human being is another disappointment and that he is no considerable improvement upon the monkey.

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An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

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There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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Homely truth is unpalatable.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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