Mark Twain Quotes, Blessed Quotes, Yesterday Quotes

I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with the blessed peace, as I did yesterday when I learned that Michael Angelo was dead.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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I never write "metropolis" for seven cents when I can write "city" and get paid the same.

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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.

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In our day we don't allow a hundred and thirty years to elapse between glimpses of a marvel. If somebody should discover a creek in the county next to the one that the North Pole is in, Europe and America would start fifteen costly expeditions thither; one to explore the creek, and the other fourteen to hunt for each other.

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I said nothing of the sort.

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Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

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If you can't stand solitude, perhaps others find you boring as well.

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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible

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It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.

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I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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Definite speech means clarity of mind.

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Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.

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There is a great difference between feeding parties to wild beasts and stirring up their finer feelings in an inquisition. One is the system of degraded barbarians, the other of enlightened civilized people.

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