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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

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I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

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It is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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I purpose publishing these Letters here in the world before I return to you. Two editions. One, unedited, for Bible readers and their children; the other, expurgated, for persons of refinement

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Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

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Nearly all black and brown skins are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

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It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

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The moral of it is this: If you are of any account, stay at home and make your way by faithful diligence; but if you are 'no account,' go away from home, and then you will have to work, whether you want to or not. Thus you become a blessing to your friends by ceasing to be a nuisance to them-if the people you go among suffer by the operation.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness

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