Mark Twain Quotes, Real Quotes, Mind Quotes

Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

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The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

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A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.

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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

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Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

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A German joke is no laughing matter.

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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All scenery in California requires distance to give it its highest charm.

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Every person is a book, each year a chapter.

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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...many foolish persons, wanderers from other parts, have the vain fashion of graving their names and the obscure places whence they come, upon its stones, which is silly and marketh the doer for a fool.

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We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

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I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when they got well.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

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Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.

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I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.

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