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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.

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We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

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The Moral Sense teaches us what is right, and how to avoid it-when unpopular.

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It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is public opinion. It is held in reverence. Some think it the voice of God.

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Concentration of power in a political machine is bad; and an Established Church is only a political machine; it was invented for that; it is nursed, cradled, preserved for that; it is an enemy to human liberty, and does no good which it could not better do in a split-up and scattered condition.

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Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

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I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

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If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time.

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My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.

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Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick and sure death when a speaker does that.

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I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled solitude, where the stranger is lonely in the midst of a million of his race.

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

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Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

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When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are you going to offer for preaching it, teaching it, extending it, perpetuating it? Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides?

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Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

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Never do wrong when people are looking.

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Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

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