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I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

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Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

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Man is the only slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage under him in one way or another. In our day, he is always some man's slave for wages, and does that man's work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.

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It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

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I have learned that human existence is essentially tragic. It is only the love of God, disclosed and enacted in Christ, that redeems the human tragedy and makes it tolerable. No, more than tolerable. Wonderful.

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It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.

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The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

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To eat is human, to digest, divine

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From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.

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To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

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Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

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I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's a classic ... something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

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I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.

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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

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Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

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It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

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