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Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking....I knew I should not find in any philosophy a single thought which had not passed through my own head, nor a single thought which had not passed through the heads of millions and millions of men before I was born.

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In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it.

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Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business.

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Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.

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Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

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I do not allow my schooling to interfere with my education

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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Evolution is a blind giant who rolls a snowball down a hill. The ball is made of flakes-circumstances. They contribute to the mass without knowing it. They adhere without intention, and without foreseeing what is to result. When they see the result they marvel at the monster ball and wonder how the contriving of it came to be originally thought out and planned. Whereas there was no such planning, there was only a law: the ball once started, all the circumstances that happened to lie in its path would help to build it, in spite of themselves.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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