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We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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Astonishing things can be done with the human memory if you will devote it faithfully to one particular line of business.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

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Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

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The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing, it is the thing to watch over and care for and be loyal to; institutions are extraneous. . . .

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It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.

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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede progress. Always be on the lookout for the things you did not know, that you did not know. Secondly, work on strengthening personal belief that a particular will be achieved regardless of any adversity that may show up, or evidence to the contrary.

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The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

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