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Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

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The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?

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Life was a fairy-tale, then, it is a tragedy now. When I was 43 and John Hay 41 he said life was a tragedy after 40, and I disputed it. Three years ago he asked me to testify again: I counted my graves, and there was nothing for me to say. I am old; I recognize it but I don't realize it. I wonder if a person ever really ceases to feel young - I mean, for a whole day at a time.

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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.

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In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

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What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes

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Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

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The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

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Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

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The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

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Start it at no particular time of your life; wander at your free will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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I can live for two months on a good compliment.

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