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Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.

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As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

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That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. All day long, the mill of his brain is grinding, and his thoughts, not those of other things, are his history. These are his life, and they are not written. Everyday would make a whole book of 80,000 words -- 365 books a year. Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man -- the biography of the man himself cannot be written.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It is the pulpit's way - the optimist's way.

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The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

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In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it.

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Experience is an author's most valuable asset; experience is the thing that puts the muscle and the breath and the warm blood into the book he writes.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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