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If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

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I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.

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Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

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I don't want no better book than what your face is.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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I felt it was my duty to praise all of God's works with fervent enthusiasm. At the same time I killed flies in my house in a spirit of hatred, exasperation and contempt. My praise to God for all his works was dishonest, the act of killing the fly was honest.

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Don't dream your life, but live your dream

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It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.

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Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth

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