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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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I will gradually drop this subject of graveyards. I have been trying all I could to get down to the sentimental part of it, but I cannot accomplish it. I think there is no genuinely sentimental part to it. It is all grotesque, ghastly, horrible.

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Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

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Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

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I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

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I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

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in order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

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What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

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The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing, it is the thing to watch over and care for and be loyal to; institutions are extraneous. . . .

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It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss.

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

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